Well, folks, some of y’all have seen the Christmas decorations go up in the malls and various public spaces that the ACLU hasn’t quite got to yet, so this can only mean one thing: Holiday Stress.
I find that the best way to deal with Holiday Stress, other than ranting a limo and taking up seven primo parking spaces in the mall parking lots, is to take a step back and mock the absurdity of it all at Christmas is Full Of Crap, the wretched descendant of Michele C.’s original Ho Ho Holy (stronger word than Crap that makes Sarah K do that “icky” face).
The resident Santa, flaws and all, will be glad to answer your wishes and questions, while the rest of the gang engages in their usual demented merriment.
Be careful, though. He’s drunk.

“Where’s my bourbon?”
Oh, and if you’d like to join in the confused, rancorous, bewildered authorship of the site, feel free to write me with the role you’d like to don for the season.
So don’t let this Holiday Season leave you with nothing but broken toys, shredded wrapping paper, and a credit rating damaged beyond all repair – make some holiday memories as well.