Don’t Bury Tookie Yet!!

Tookie Williams is now dead, and that is a tragedy. At least it is as measured by the most recent RLPSC (Ranting Liberals Per Sound Clip). To hear them talk, Tookie was a man who was completely innocent, and anyway, he turned his life around. Which leads me to believe that he was indeed innocent but turned his life to vicious murdering hate. So I guess that in the end, it all worked out.
It was sad to see him go. Supporters claimed that Tookie should have been shown mercy because his books provided so much direction to kids. Now those books will simply disappear into thin air, because– oh, wait a minute. The books will still be around — hooray– the kids are saved!
However, if it was a tragedy to kill Tookie, I have to say it would be an even greater tragedy to bury him. Especially when he can still do so much good.
I firmly believe that Tookie still has something to contribute to society. This leads me to today’s topic — Ways that Tookie Can Still Make a Difference Today.
Things that Tookie Can Still Do To Benefit Society.
For example, just because he’s dead, it doesn’t mean that Tookie can’t be involved in peace marches and other good stuff.
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And, if we find a tall enough building, he can still help fight all that gang activity.
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Of course, what’s the most important thing you can do for your country after you die? Vote Democrat! In some states, the dead population makes up a key element to the Democratic base.
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Or you can benefit society in small ways. I for one, like being able to get tickets to my favorite concerts. But those lines are just so long! If only we knew someone who would camp out the ticket office in the freezing cold and help us out!
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Plus, the cold would help preserve the body. That’s a good thing. Because we want him looking his best in front of the cameras.
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It turns out that all those celebrity endorsements really did help!
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Well, that’s all for today. It’s been fun talking about the death penalty. Personally, I’m against killing prisoners, but I feel we need to have a safe place to do it – otherwise, we’d resort to back alley executions with coat hangers.
Keep checking back, there’s always good stuff at IMAO.

24 Comments

  1. “Personally, I’m against killing prisoners, but I feel we need to have a safe place to do it – otherwise, we’d resort to back alley executions with coat hangers.”
    the best quote i have heard in a long time. wraps it all up for me, that is a perfect sentance to describe the ridiculous way society is looking at everything…

  2. hey why not cut his penis off and put in it a jar like we did i nthe lynch mob days … or maybe hang his corpse from a tree and riddle the life less body with bullets … sure am glad we can celebrate the tragedy and savagery on line and revel in the filth of the olden times when those darkies know their place

  3. Ah, yes. Execution of a multiple-murderer after 25 years of appeals = racism/lynching.
    Does mommy know you’re posting juvenile rubbish at this hour? Shouldn’t you be in bed by now? I hear preschool starts pretty early in the morning.

  4. so how about colin powel’s resignation from the bush cabinet years before the president drags the nation into this most recent quagmire on the pretext of wmd… which he recently admitted was a false pretext … oh yeah and the unilateralism too … great ideas … there’s no arguing with idiots … unmedicated yeah … but consider that before you make contact with any other intelligent life … you have to get through the ‘blackness of space’ … maybe thats why no intelligent life has made contactwith us yet … because some of us are still mired in the whitenss of snow … in the face of commentary about the death penalty … in the face of this fabricated reality … i still say we should have hung him from a tree after the fact and riddled the lifeless body with bullets so that we could more completly revel in our fear of things black and ancestral … somewhat like the childishness you are so quick to project on someone else … funny how you get to the heart of the issue and serve as your own foil … no just enjoy the boggy marsh your mind is mired in … but respect bill marr when he says ‘ at least they have the courage of their convictions ‘ … what have you got but sophmoric antics and polite racism … its evolution gents … adapt or die …

  5. “I still say we should have hung him from a tree after the fact and riddled the lifeless body with bullets”
    Clap. clap. clap.
    Aaron DOES believe in the death penalty.
    BTW, you just gave me a great idea.

  6. local paper “Swartzenegger refuses clemency lets Williams Die” kind of misses the point. Maybe “After twenty years victims finally have justice”.
    Or last delaying tactic fails murderer get justice.

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