Congratulations to Madonna for once again reinventing herself with her recent hernia operation.
Superstar Madonna has been treated for a hernia but is now “absolutely fine,” her spokeswoman said on Thursday.
The singer, who performed at the Grammy awards in New York last week, re-appeared in public on Thursday night when she accepted a Brit record industry statuette in London as Best International Female Artist of the year.
“She had a minor procedure for a hernia and is absolutely fine now,” the spokeswoman said, declining to elaborate.
For the first time, she lays flat on her back with a group of rich men poking around inside of her and it’s the insurance company that’s paying for it.
She also might want to try a liposuction. For her last video (Hung Up), they had to have another ballerina to provide the eye candy. Ugh, Madonna’s tighs! barf
Oh, and first to drill images of Madonna’s tighs into the brains of people who’ve just eaten.
That was Madonna at the Grammy’s? Huh… and here I thought it was a tranvestite doing an impersonation of her.
Uh, I don’t think I would call hernia surgery for a female “minor surgery”. My mom has had that several times, and it’s not fun. Tragically, her belly button didn’t make it through the operation(s).
How do we know that hernia wasn’t Dennis Rodman trying to climb his way out?