Remember Tom Lehrer’s Hunting Song?
Well, let’s have some fun with it, shall we?
I hope he doesn’t hurt us,
Dick Cheney hunting in Corpus,
He went out to hunt some quail
How could Dick possibly fail?
He went and shot the maximum that Texas law allows:
No, not quail, or reporters – but a lawyer.
He just wanted to go have fun,
So he took his trusty shotgun
And went out to stalk his prey.
What a haul he made that day!
He tied him to his fender, and got to the hospital somehow:
No, not quail, or reporters – but a lawyer.
The coverage was vicious,
The networks most seditious
The worst accusations ever endured.
Since Scooter talked to Novak
The press just wants to attack
Is that why Dick’s vision is blurred?
People ask him why he shot him
And he says “I knew i got him
When he held out a cashier’s check
I just fired at his neck.” (BLAM)
And there’s ten satellite trucks by the hospital right now
No, not quail, or reporters – but a right-wing, Austin lawyer.
I know with the cunning, foresight of a man like Dick Cheney we are all much safer.
Reminds me of graffiti from a Nam latrine…..
“If you voted for Nixon, you can’t piss here…. Your Dick is in Wasingtion.”
Went quail hunting…. damn I hope Dan is alright!!!!!!
Jeez I can’t believe the hype over this, I’ve been blisterd by a #4 high brass, Pheasant hunting before…the shooters error taking a shot where he wasn’t supposed too!…it was a ACCIDENT…didn’t make the news….however that being said Cheney still is responsible for his shooting lane and if another hunter was in it, well the shot shouldn’t have been taken…he’s guilty of that only!!!Besides it was prolly the only thing he hit that day..LOL…WK
I’ve got to say, the American sportsman is facing some pretty tough choices these days. Go hunting and get shot by the vice president, or go fishing and get humped by a gay cowboy. I’ll take none of the above. And I’m cancelling my subscription to Field and Stream.
It was all Whittington’s fault for coming up behind Cheneny on the right… even one knows Cheney attacks left