The Democrats, in power but still as impotent as ever, are working on non-binding resolutions to oppose President Bush’s new strategy in Iraq. Since they’re non-binding, they don’t actually do anything, but a number of conservatives argue that these resolutions will hurt troop morale by sending the message that the mission is in vain.
It’s a stupid argument, though.
Am I supposed to believe that our troops in Iraq, who are in the middle of very serious work, are going to take even a moments notice of what the jackasses in Congress are up to? I don’t buy it.
So, I’m all for non-binding resolutions. In fact, if Congress did nothing but pass non-binding resolutions, the world would be a better place.

Another college frat party has drawn the condemnation of civil rights groups. Said a spokesman for PWGUAE – People Who Get Upset About Everything. “Just as we complained against white people mocking Martin Luther King day by partying with Aunt Jemima, eating fried chicken, and wearing gangster clothing – so too is it wrong for African Americans to mock those who are white.”
This latest outcry comes froma college party where African Americans gathered to celebrate and obviously mock white people.
Said one witness, “It was awful. They gathered round and sipped wine and champagne. There was an area where African American women gathered, and many of them weren’t even single mothers.”
Said another alarmed witness to the party, “It was horrible and insensitive. There was good grammar and diction everywhere. Many of them even held jobs!”
However, the fraternity had a defense. Said a spokesperson whose organization hosted the party. “Get over yourselves people. This wasn’t a gathering to mock white people. This was a meeting of the Black Republicans.”
The matter is still under investigation by the local college.

With the Hillary Clinton advertising on IMAO, I think it would be nice to offer her some help. Here are my ideas for her presidential campaign slogans:
Hillary ’08: Your soul is mine!
Hillary ’08: No power in the ‘verse can stop me!
Hillary ’08: Naked ambition given human form.
Hillary ’08: It’s time for a woman president whether you want it or not.
Hillary ’08: Don’t vote for that black guy!
Hillary ’08: America has existed long enough.
Hillary ’08: Comedy gold!
Hillary ’08: Satan compels you.
Hillary ’08: The survivors will envy the dead.
Hillary ’08: You’ll get a 10,000% return on your investment.
Hillary ’08: If I scare you this much, think of what’s it will be like for America’s enemies.
Hillary ’08: With me as president, the Mexicans will stop trying to get in here.
Hillary ’08: Because God hates you.

“We’re looking for your ideas on how we can work together for change.”

They want submissions for a ‘first blog post’ on her official blog.
My entry is as follows:

A great way to work for change is with a tin cup or a cardboard sign that says “Will work for food”. Though not technically work, this sort of activity does often result in the exchange of change. This is especially true in high traffic areas.
Another way is to look under vending machines in company break rooms. I’ve had some success at finding change while doing this. It is more work than just standing there with a cup or sign. Its more honorable than taking a handout too.
These are my ideas for working for change.
Also, you might (ghost) write another book. That could net you a couple of nickels also. And the ghost can do the work.That’s sort of working together.
Glad to help.
Spacemonkey

Hope I didn’t help too much.

You kinda have to feel for Nancy Pelosi last night. Most people attending can nod off and just follow the lead of the other Congressmen around him about clapping and standing, but Pelosi was right there in front of the camera and had to listen to every statement of the speech and think, “Was that a generic pro-America statement I can clap for, or would clapping now be interpreted as support of the President’s policy?” And, she knew if she misstepped and looked like she was supporting Bush, the nutroots would start screaming, “Pelosssi sssuportsss Booosssh! We will eatsss her ssskin!”
You don’t want that.

From The Corner.

I didn’t watch the State of the Union last night. The White House made the mistake of e-mailing me the outline ahead of time. When I saw bullet points for health care and global warming but nothing about making our enemies suffer – the only thing I care about. I decided to instead watch the CSI: Miami we had on our Tivo (didn’t have enough time to watch it Monday night since there was also 24 and Heroes). At least with CSI: Miami I got some red meat with an anti-Castro message.
Like every President Bush speech I don’t bother to watch, it ended up getting pretty good reviews. Still, talk isn’t going to help very much at this point. I actually want to see our enemy crying for mercy in front of the President and then see Bush spit on them before kicking them in the face. Then I’ll know he’s not just serious about taking on terrorism, he’s also going to sweep the leg. No mercy!
I’m praying the surge goes well and there’s the proper follow through. We’re America, and we only ever lose wars if we decide to give up… which we never ever should.
So, for those who saw the speech, what did you think? Or were you distracted so much with Pelosi staring at you that you didn’t hear anything?

to declare Congress a national RINO habitat.

The U.S. Treasury is mobilizing a fleet of armored cars to deliver the steady stream of leafy green that these ravenous beasts subsist on.

-A woman and some MEN in black dresses walked out of a hidey hole.
-More people (men and women) more normallly dressed are walking out of some hidey hole.
-No president yet, will he show?
-He made it, people are cheering! Did his approval rating go up? Checking, no not up.
-Everyone wants to shake the POTUS’s hand. Are they trying to give him some biological agent? Time will tell.
Pelosi: Here’s the president! Like you didn’t already know.
W: The Speaker, she’s a woman! And a madam!
Cheney looks like he wants to smack her. With the gavel.
W: Economy is going good, Democrats please don’t muck it up. Balance the budget, YAY! Without raising taxes.
Yay!
W: I’ll make a budget, a good one!
-Shrillery looks like a spooky chinese doll with murder eyes.
W: Pork bad, sneaky bad, dark of night bad. Needs killing.
-Teddy K lookslike he just passed out. Hope he’s not driving.
W: Schools need to be better, we need to make them better, lets spend money!
I think Cheney farted.
W: Insurance needs to be affordable. Government can help.
W: lots of numbers health related numbers.
I think Cheney is eating something. Pelosi keeps scanning the room, looking for John Connor?
W: Patients and Doctors need to make decisions not whomever is making them now.
W: Borders and laws need to be secure. Double the border patrol.
Now Pelosi is eating something too. do they have sunflower seeds?
W: Power, we can burn everything we get our hands on! Except gasoline. Reduce gas usage.
W: Reduce oil consumption by 35 BILLION barrels by 2017.
Some guy got really happy at that, too happy.
W: Terror is scary and bad, remember 9/11, I do. I started some wars over it.
W: We have allies and they help us kill the terrorists. The terrorists suck and it sucks to be them. We caught some being very naughty. Thanks to everybody who has helped.
W: Al Queda are Sunni Extremists, they are not nice. toTAlitarian ideals.
W: There are some Shia Extremists too, also, they are bad. They are Iranians and want to nuke us.
Pelosi eye-strobes are firing rapidly
W: Some good things are happening in the middle east, I will list all I can think of.
W: There’s bad stuff over there too, don’t blame me for all of it, those people hate each other!
W; We need a surge of troops.
Pelosi not smiling. Wonder why. Cheney sees someone he knows. There are soldiers in the audience.
W: Baghdad not secure, we want to secure it, we even talked about it. With some generals.
W: Chaos in Iraq is the terrorist’s best friend.
W: You don’t want us to lose? Then quit acting like losers. We are in it (GWOT) for the long haul.
W: More troops, Bigger Army and Marines. Reserve corps.
– Then my dad called and I quit watching.

Al Qaida deputy leader Ayman al-Zawahri, speaks in this image taken from a video aired on Monday Jan. 22, 2007. (AP Photo/Site Institute, Via AP Television)

Rep. Stephen Cohen – a whitey – tried to get into the Congressional Black Caucus.
That’s crazy. Black Caucuses are for black people. Just look at the name of it: the Black Caucus. See the “black” in there? Kinda hard to mistake it for the Honkey Cracker Whitey Caucus – which is where Rep. Cohen belongs, so says I and the black people of the Black Caucus.
What made whitey white man Rep. Cohen think he could join the blackest caucus around? He represents a district that’s majority black. Well, that just makes him all the more suspicious. You’re telling me that, in a district full of black people, they had to resort to electing some cracker? This is a clear case of the white man keeping the black man down.
I’m glad that the Black Caucus is remaining black, though. We as a country have advanced too far on racial issues to not separate each other by color.