Found this from Blackfive:
Matt claims he got a 98, but he’s a liar.
Anyway, it’s a cool quiz on a huge variety of knowledge. Plus, it’s got Bruce Campbell.
Also, it’s only for men, so, if you’re a woman, go find some quiz about knitting and baking pies or something.
hmmm, what’s it say if I knew all the Presidents and countries on the first try, but barely knew half the tools (maybe 2/3) and less than half the cuts of meat?
I got 72% the first time, 82% the 2nd, and up to 94% on the 3rd.
I got the presidents all right, all the tech stuff, half the meats, all the countries, and all the tools. Apparently you’re not supposed to punch the french speaking man though
70%
I got fifty something the first time. I suck.
Joey got a 78. But I was sitting right next to him so maybe he was lying about not knowing some things?
For the record –
re: the brothel question
I don’t care what that test says, between money and condoms I’m insisting on condoms.
About a third of the A or B choice pairs were blank.. what has coin flipping got to do with anything?
Matt’s a liar ’cause the frick’n thing GOES BLANK after seven questions.
Either that or he’s a Democrat poll supervisor in CHICAGO and he’s using his skills to assure a WIN.
I got a 78 so I lived up to my name.
My question is why should man experience include knowing where the cut of beef comes from on the cow?
Your question explains why you got a 78 Brian the A. Meat. It’s what for dinner. I imagine Sam Elliot got a 100.
Y’all are so dang cute!
Captain – I could have identified the cuts on my plate, but I’ll happily pay somebody to carve them out of the cow. Basically, I don’t care where they came from I care what they taste like.
I got a seventy on the first try and a ninety the second time. I was miserable on the meat both times, though I rocked the tool category. I am ashamed to admit, though, that I recognized the french word chapeau as hat and so didn’t punch the frenchman.
I am not going to reveal my score…suffice it to say that based on this test I should be posting over on DKOS…sigh…
As a woman, I got a 58% (a manfume-wearing sissy man). I can identify presidents and geography, but not so goood with the ‘real’ man stuff.
But I guess it’s a good thing that I didn’t score higher than the actual guys. That’d make me kinda upset and all.
you got higher than Frank, anna! (unless “fifty something” means 58 or 59, or unless he’s not an actual guy…)
I got an 86. It called me a neophyte. The tool I aced, the beef was 50/50, 75% on the presidents and abysmal on Countries. But real men come from America, and don’t really care about them damned Foreigners anyway.
I got a 99, you phallocentric godbag white bread vagina opressors!
I got a 90. I apparently don’t know my cuts of meat. I wouldn’t make it far on Letterman.
I aced the tools only because I am the official tool passer at my house.I dont have a clue about cuts of beef but have seen deer bled out and skinned of which they had none.They didnt mention how to spin the car around by stamping on the brake and pulling the emergency brake or how to get your 4 wheeler out of the mud without getting water in the engine compartment.They didnt list any weapons so thats a sin of omission and proves a girly man wrote this silly test.Real men smell like irish spring soap and nothing else;no hand lotions,no hair gel and for heavens sake,NO hair spray.Keep it real guys.I got 58.My hubby’s score would make chuck norris hang his head in shame.Thats not blasphemous is it?
I couln’t get the link to open. Any ideas?
94 – And I agree with Brian. As long as I know that I like a nice 16 oz prime rib, what part of the steer it comes from is decidedly less important than if it is grilled med rare over mesquite. And if you have to use steak sauce you didn’t cook it properly. Go watch Oprah.
I got 75,”Completely boring”. I thought it was pretty good considering I couldn’t see ANY of the presidents.
BTW Elephant, to bomb a country into oblivian, you gotta find it on a map. Then make new maps when you get back…
Will, good point. Though we could just get GPS coordinates from someone there who was overly naive and just send some fire and forget action their way. See, no need for learning the names and shapes of countries until we make them into new states. 🙂