Hapkido of Crunch Time follows the logic with other causes & effects.
I’m jealous for not having come up with this angle myself.
Hapkido of Crunch Time follows the logic with other causes & effects.
I’m jealous for not having come up with this angle myself.
ah, you will Harvey, you will…
It’s true Harvey. The more makeup that Nancy Pelosi uses only makes her more monkey-like. Then again, every barn needs a good coat of paint.
Yeah… I could have done a lot with that if I came up with it…
Harvey, you didn’t come up with that because you are just a slow-witted lapdog to FrankJ. If you had your own blog (a web site where we could go to read what you write without FrankJ seeing it), then you could become really smart and would come up with brilliant, original ideas like “What other things are caused by fighting them?” That hapKiDo is one smart cookie, let me tell you.
But there are some things that are caused by fighting them: intolerance*, traffic jams, and dogs that pee on the floor if they haven’t seen you in a while.
This brings back memories of my father, who spent seven years (’38 – ’45) in the Navy raising vulgarity to an art form.
Any time his kids complained about performing some seemingly pointless task with a “Why do I have to?”, his unassailable comeback was “Why wipe yer ass? It’s only gonna get shitty again!”
Not exactly the same thing, but that’s what came to mind…
Flattered & honored to be linked on IMAO! Thanks, Harvey!
I like the anecdote, bunkerboy! That would work just fine, IMO. 🙂
It appears I must apologize to you, Harvey. I thought HapkiDo was your sockpuppet. But obviously, if HapKiDo posts here, he can’t possibly be a sockpuppet. I hate people who use pseudonyms, so that’s why I said you were a “slow-witted lapdog”. So, I apologize.
Thus the problem with posting at a humor blog. Everyone assumes you’re never serious 🙂
Anyway, yeah, I honestly thought it read like something Frank J. or I would’ve done, so I figured I should share it.
Socrates,
Nope. I’m not a sockpuppet. I’m glad for a number of reasons…first & foremost that Harvey doesn’t have a hand anywhere near my backside!
😛
Lucky you. My hands are really, really cold 🙂