John Edwards best pick-up line? “Why yes, you CAN buy me a drink”.
Bonus Fact from Chris:
When there is debate about ‘gang violence’, John Edwards mostly refers to the extreme choreography between gangs in West Side Story.
Bonus Facts from Jim:
John Edwards believes that there is NO problem in this world that cannot be fixed by higher taxes, appeasement, or a good line of hair care products.
Why does John Edwards send out his wife to attack other candidates? Because confrontation makes him pee himself a little.
“Because confrontation makes him pee himself a little.”
Which is why he wears a diaper.
Now Harvey, you know that’s not true. No one has ever bought John Edwards a drink. He’d have to go into a bar for that, and he’s afraid of the “other America” that frequents bars.
He does all of his socializing at rest stops, and they don’t serve drinks there…umm, from what I’m told.