John Edwards tried to take up smoking, but the cigarette just slapped his face & said “NUH-uh! I don’t swing that way, buddy!”
Bonus facts from Chris:
4) “Ya want fluffy omelets, ya gotta beat ’em until your arm is sore. Good advice for raising kids, too.”
John Edwards thought of this when making breakfast once. He still couldn’t muster the energy to break the yolk.
Bill Clinton’s dream interns: young chubby girls. John Edwards’ dream interns? Teletubbies.
Bonus facts from Casper the Friendly Host:
At Wednesday night’s Democratic debate, NBC microphones picked up John Edwards humming his favorite jingle, “I can bring home the bacon…”
Later that same night, his campaign adviser whispered, “Mr. Edwards, the jingle goes ‘Things go better with a DOLLOP of DAISY‘, not ‘a polyp of Davy’s’, sir.”