Is It Halloween Already?

hillary maternity.jpg
Why is Hillary wearing a maternity top?
This is just creepy.

Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact

john edwards fabulous.jpgJohn Edwards never gets hit on in gay bars – everyone figures someone that pretty MUST be spoken for already.

Fred Thompson Teaser Trailer

His announcement is only a few days away so it’s time to start getting hyped! I made a teaser trailer for Fred Thompson’s candidacy to help out:

Artistic, no? Gives you this vague feeling that something super awesome is coming.

Jewish Holiday Today

Okay, so when I first started this job, the owner of the company didn’t let employees in technical support take holidays off, but then he let the business go into the crapper, and he got bought out, and the new owners started to notice the huge stack of illegal business practices going on, blah blah blah.
Now, even though I technically get holidays off, I’m supposed to ask for them off. And even though they’re supposed to approve those without question, there’s always that moment of uncomofrtable silence where you know the person with your holiday approval form is wondering “How the heck am I supposed to run the tech floor with everybody taking holidays off?” and the pressure begins.
That’s when I make up Jewish holidays. Because:

  • Nobody’s going to tell a Jew to work on a Jewish holiday
  • My bosses aren’t Jewish.
  • None of my coworkers are Jewish.

So, Happy Festival Of Aiver Butelt! Welcome to… um…
Nowhere did I put that book about Aiver Butelt? I swear I had it right here… it was right next to my wallet and…
Now where’s my wallet?
Sheesh. Sometimes…
Anyway, I’ll be taking today off from IMAO because nobody else on this site is Jewish, most of the readership is burger-munching warmongering American (and I’m damn proud of it), and I’d like to sleep until 2 in the afternoon for once.

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Daily Fred Thompson Fact

Fred Thompson’s bank is open on Labor Day.