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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s Rubeus.
What’s the story behind your name? There was a story behind it a long time ago–WELL before Harry Potter–but I forgot it. I like it though–it’s unique. I do know it means “red” in some language.
Where do you live? Woodstock, a little town right near everyones favorite hippie-city, Chicago. What? A conservative in Chicago you say? Theres more than you think! There’s 2 of us!
How old are you? 22. It’s a good age. It’s like 21, but without everyone pestering you about going to a bar just-because-you-can.
Tell us briefly about yourself. I am one of the coolest people ever. When people first meet me, they are like “That guy is nuts!!” Then they think I am awesome after a while. I enjoy doing pretty much everything: sports, hunting, video games, harassing war protesters, airsoft, harassing war protesters with airsoft…. etc.
How long have you been reading IMAO? A while now. I came across a link, read some posts, and thought “That guy is nuts!!” Then I thought IMAO was awesome. Go liberal-monkey-face punching!
What’s your favorite IMAO post? I like them all, but the ‘facts’ are great one-liners. The taser posts had me laughing pretty hard, too.
If you were to describe IMAO in three words, what would those be? Ridiculous, genius, and funny-because-there’s-truth-in-it. (I’m sure there’s one word for that, but I don’t know it.)
What’s you favorite political issue? Terrorism and illegal immigration, if you mean “favorite to make jokes of”
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. I went through a couple, but I keep finding other things to do instead. They aren’t worth anyones time anymore.
Given paper clips, eight feet of string, and toothpicks, how would you solve the problem of Iran proliferating nuclear weapons? Use the paper clips to erect a tank, the toothpicks to make a post with an arm, and the 8ft of string should be long enough to hang Ahmadinejad from the arm so you can use him as target practice with said tank while he hangs there. They’d get the idea.
If you commented in the last post asking for participants, you’re still in the running. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far; just because you may not think you’re interesting doesn’t mean we won’t enjoy your story.