Ronin Profile: Rubeus

Rubeus

Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s Rubeus.


What’s the story behind your name? There was a story behind it a long time ago–WELL before Harry Potter–but I forgot it. I like it though–it’s unique. I do know it means “red” in some language.
Where do you live? Woodstock, a little town right near everyones favorite hippie-city, Chicago. What? A conservative in Chicago you say? Theres more than you think! There’s 2 of us!
How old are you? 22. It’s a good age. It’s like 21, but without everyone pestering you about going to a bar just-because-you-can.
Tell us briefly about yourself. I am one of the coolest people ever. When people first meet me, they are like “That guy is nuts!!” Then they think I am awesome after a while. I enjoy doing pretty much everything: sports, hunting, video games, harassing war protesters, airsoft, harassing war protesters with airsoft…. etc.
How long have you been reading IMAO? A while now. I came across a link, read some posts, and thought “That guy is nuts!!” Then I thought IMAO was awesome. Go liberal-monkey-face punching!
What’s your favorite IMAO post? I like them all, but the ‘facts’ are great one-liners. The taser posts had me laughing pretty hard, too.
If you were to describe IMAO in three words, what would those be? Ridiculous, genius, and funny-because-there’s-truth-in-it. (I’m sure there’s one word for that, but I don’t know it.)
What’s you favorite political issue? Terrorism and illegal immigration, if you mean “favorite to make jokes of”
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. I went through a couple, but I keep finding other things to do instead. They aren’t worth anyones time anymore.
Given paper clips, eight feet of string, and toothpicks, how would you solve the problem of Iran proliferating nuclear weapons? Use the paper clips to erect a tank, the toothpicks to make a post with an arm, and the 8ft of string should be long enough to hang Ahmadinejad from the arm so you can use him as target practice with said tank while he hangs there. They’d get the idea.


If you commented in the last post asking for participants, you’re still in the running. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far; just because you may not think you’re interesting doesn’t mean we won’t enjoy your story.

Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact

john edwards fabulous.jpgJohn Edwards knows what to do when a guy reaches his hand under the stall wall.
Bonus Fact from Chris:
What do John Edwards and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded in the rear and go ‘WOO WOO!’

Have the U.N. Do Something Useful? That’s Crazy!

President Bush wants the U.N. to revisit its roots and spread freedom. The problem is that the U.N. is already busy spreading many things:
* Incompetence.
* Complaining.
* Embezzlement.
* Anti-Semitism.
* Crabs
* Impotence.
* Peanut butter.
Once their done spreading all of that, they’ll get to freedom.

lolterizt! Part 16

Once again, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.


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bullet time.jpg
gap for terrorists.jpg
hypno koran.jpg
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shove zippy koran.jpg
nazgul ring.jpg


PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

An Idea…

If we want to kill a country’s leader but avoid worldwide condemnation, let’s just go ahead and assassinate the guy. When questioned about it, we say, “He had rabies.” Then we bow our heads like we’re really sad. “We had to put him down.” Then everyone will think of Old Yeller and how he got rabies and had to be put down and it was really sad. Everyone will feel so sorry for us that they’ll make us a pie.
This is an awesome idea.

Female Ninjas Rob Pennsylvania Convenience Store

Dude.
Who could even process that situation to react in time? As a nation, our kung fu is weak, and I’ve always warned that ninjas will take advantage of that. Expect more ninja related crime in the future.

Daily Fred Thompson Fact

Fred Thompson can talk to fish but chooses not to.