If we want to kill a country’s leader but avoid worldwide condemnation, let’s just go ahead and assassinate the guy. When questioned about it, we say, “He had rabies.” Then we bow our heads like we’re really sad. “We had to put him down.” Then everyone will think of Old Yeller and how he got rabies and had to be put down and it was really sad. Everyone will feel so sorry for us that they’ll make us a pie.
This is an awesome idea.
I have the oddest feeling there is about to be a sudden and dramatic upswing in the number of reported Rabies cases world-wide.
Best… idea… ever!
Frank, Can you give yourself High Praise?
Maybe some former heads of state have rebies; maybe their wives do.
Instead of Rabies Fred will lean down and look them in the eye and say ” And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all… your fault, my fault, nobody’s fault… it won’t matter – I’m gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I’m gonna blow your head off.
Yet another great idea from the mind that brought us “Nuke the moon” and “S.M.I.T.E.” Once again, I applaud!
Now I’m really sad though, since you made me think of Old Yeller. :'(
Or better, you could just assassinate the leader, and when condemned worldwide, scoff and/or laugh. Since when was it the American Way to care about the whining of other nations?
Mmmm, pie!
You know… last time I saw Puke-o Chavez, Hitlery, Dirty Harry, That guy from Syria and any of The various Saudi Princes/Kings, I noticed a bit of frothing at the mouth. Better put them down just to be safe.
And Murtha and Byrd, just out of mercy due to their old age and senility.
That’s even better than the “random sniper” idea.
We’ll never be sure if that idea’ll work or not until we try it. We should pick someone that nobody’ll miss if it goes badly and kill them, blame it on a Manson copy-cat, and see who complains. And kill them.
I think we could learn from OJ on this one. Just deny it for a while and then write a book “If I weeded out some nut jobs, Here’s how I did it”. “Imadinnerjacket came at me in a martial arts stance…”
If we catch the ninja robbers, we could pay them to make sure the world is rid of rabies-infected politicians, in lieu of going to jail.
wsms, Thanks for the John Wayne reference. Sons of Katie Elder?
HA!! Priceless!
We could just off him, and when the Iranian people start to miss him (provided they don’t send us a thank you card), we could just say “Well, he found out New York was full of jooos and just exploded. We’ll mail back bits as we find them.) After all, aren’t jooos supposed to be the cause of spontaneous muslim detonation? Surely they’d understand and there’d be no fuss.
I think it was “Big Jake” when he was rescuing “the boy.”
And no sequel!
“We knew we had to put that dear man down after he snarled that he was running late for a Michael Vick party.” (sniffle/sigh)
What kind of pie…?
This country no longer has any stomach for war. And we have promised not to assissinate any nation’s “leaders.” Sorry to rain on the parade.
Yeah, war makes the nations’ tum-tum hurt. It’s called “bellyaching”. It’s the act of putting your stomach where your spine should be.
Personally, I would have liked Bush to have had a little visit with Ahmadinejad and then had him arrested on the way out in front of the cameras. That would have notched the old stomach up a bit!
Frank J, thank you eternally for making “me” feel normal. Ah, the joy……what’s that smell? I Hate mayonnaise.
I don’t want any of Europe’s pie.
Hazel:
Right on. It’s a great idea, but it besmirches my childhood memories of that movie.
Yeah, Old Yeller is the only movie that’s really made me cry.
My mind is once again humbled…(wipes patriotic tear from cheek…)…
Hwy93, Big Jake.
We could also just kill the guy and then claim he had sex with JOHN EDWARDS.
That would always make it OK.
The man wanted to wander around New York City. Surely they could have found some deranged person, drug dealer, illegal alien taxi driver to shoot him, knife him or run him over. After all things like that happen so often in big cities that they don’t even make the news anymore.
Then we would be able to hang our heads and say, ” Well, we told him not to make the trip. We told him New York was dangerous. He just wouldn’t listen.”
Afterward millions of people would sleep safe at night and Satan would have someone to keep him company until Reid and company join them for beer and brauts.
I think Satan would surely find Reid just as pansy-ass as we do. After a couple of beers, Reid would want to “redeploy” the brats to another bodily location…