Dude.
Who could even process that situation to react in time? As a nation, our kung fu is weak, and I’ve always warned that ninjas will take advantage of that. Expect more ninja related crime in the future.
Dude.
Who could even process that situation to react in time? As a nation, our kung fu is weak, and I’ve always warned that ninjas will take advantage of that. Expect more ninja related crime in the future.
Forget the ninjas!!! They’re nothing more than a distraction from the REAL threat!
That’s a Thing That Makes You Go Hmmm…
…they stole cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets and it’s a “very serious crime” because of their weapons. I wonder, if no weapons were used and the cash and cigarettes were left untouched — nothing but lottery tickets, and the tickets didn’t win, would a crime have been committed at all?
The only other thing to add is that “Female Ninja Robbers” would be an awesome name for a rock band.
Dude! I totally live near there! XD
I would like to point out, however, that the crimes committed by pirates in the last six months is neglible. Coincidence?
Anyone else think this was, um, kind of hot?
There is nothing in the world I hate more than a Ninja. I know Ninja’s are supposed to be bad-ass and all, but they sure is hell aren’t shotgun proof.
Male ninjas would not have been caught on tape.
RokNRolMartian, yes, very.
Oh, one other thing — This would have never happened under Fred Thompson’s watch. But that goes without saying….
I blame Bush.
As for the monkeys, I find the real threat to be bears.
It might have be worse; they could’ve been big fat sweaty women dressed up like sumo wrestlers… think Rosie-O in a diaper…
Sorry. No one needed to picture that.
Rosie shows up dressed as a sumo…I off myself!
Think about this! Biatchs…dressed up like real life fighting guys! LOL! So…when they come at you…you get to smack them “hard…real hard like a woman likes to be said hello to” and they can’t touch you! Doesn’t get any better than this!
I encourage everyone here to get off the computer for a moment, and go to the closest convenience store to buy cigarettes and lottery tickets. If we can’t do that, then the ninjas have already won.
Moonbunny was in NO WAY involved…I repeat Moonbunny had nothing to do with this ninja-rific scandal.
I see a movie or TV series in the offing.
Night time Ninja’s- Homemakers by day Ninja’s by night.
Young Adult, Non-Mutant, Ninja, Lady Criminals- it could be animated.
Instead of COPS maybe they’d have NINJA’S.
This is an untapped mother lode. I hope Gorgeous George isn’t too doped up after his fender bender. This should be right up his alley. Maybe Rosie and Babs can star as the “girls”. Alec Baldwin can produce.
I’m getting goosebumps
I fully expected you to do some comment on this and our Kung Fu being weak.
I also flashed back to the IMAO Podcast of you being late because of a ninja in the closet. Classic Frank ‘n Sarah goodness, that skit.
Man, the female pirates have a lot of catching up to do…
one was actually a guy… i know this because i know them personaly. this whole situation is not funny, all my friends (including me) are being questioned about them and having to give statements. these kids are homeless and were pushed to the limit. they will be caught soon and i will probaly have to testify against my friends in court. it is probaly better that they get caught so they don’t try it again and get shot by someone. so while laughing at this video keep that in mind. this isn’t a joke people are going to jail, friendships ended, the worker tramatized, peoples lifes altered.