Although usually an early adopter of new technology, John Edwards has already said that he won’t buy an iPhone until it comes in pink.
Bonus Facts from Jim:
Based on personal research, I give you the following TRUE John Edwards Fabulous Fact:
One time, John Edwards bravely ran away.
Brave JohnnyE ran away – No!
Bravely ran away, away – I didn’t!
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled – No!
Yes, brave JohnnyE turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, JohnnyE
The actual document may be fake but the story is acurate!
Archive of entries posted on 22nd September 2007
Do Not Tase Me — I Repeart — Do in No Way Tase Me, Bro
The Puppy Blender wrote that the conservative movement needs its own Andrew Meyers and then suggests me.
Come on; I am not one for cheap stunts. My points are well reasoned and I never see the need for shouting. If I wanted cheap publicity, I’d send out spacemonkey to get tasered. Shock the monkey! Heh heh.
Hmm… that could work out pretty well. He could shout, “Don’t tase me bro; read IMAO!”
BTW, the article this is all about from Steve H. of Hog On Ice is a pretty interesting read. I agree; its a huge failure of the conservative movement someone hasn’t thrown fame and fortune at me by now.