Although usually an early adopter of new technology, John Edwards has already said that he won’t buy an iPhone until it comes in pink.
Bonus Facts from Jim:
Based on personal research, I give you the following TRUE John Edwards Fabulous Fact:
One time, John Edwards bravely ran away.
Brave JohnnyE ran away – No!
Bravely ran away, away – I didn’t!
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled – No!
Yes, brave JohnnyE turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, JohnnyE
The actual document may be fake but the story is acurate!
As a proud owner of an IPhone I can tell you that Edwards will never use his dainty fingers for manual effort required for imput into the phone…a little man-on-man diversion is another matter of course…
Also, the iPhone’s touch screen is too hard. John Edwards tried one at an Apple store and bruised his fingers.
Also, would it kill them to rename their company to something not quite so harsh? Like AppleSauce, maybe? But not with cinnamon because that makes it too spicy.
Although waiting for a pink iPhone before using one, he’s really sold on the name: “I Phone.” He remembers it based on his favorite movie, ET, and says, “I phone home.”
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave JohnyE!
Well, we’re still looking for a democrat brave enough to participate in a debate on Fox News.