I watched Hillary on two news shows this morning. I now need to be tased to restore normal brain activity. She has put me into a catotonic state from which I do not believe I shall return. I have to go wipe the drool off my chin now and I think I made a boom boom in my shorts…
Well, when you get all cleaned up, ussjc, come on back and engage her in a constructive conversation about the future of American villages. She wants to hear from you before your reprogramming.
Other recent comments by Kerry speech taser boy:
At a fraternity initiation: “Don’t haze me, bro.”
At a NASA optics lab: “Don’t lase me, bro.”
Standing in a cornfield: “Don’t maize me, bro.”
At a barbecue pit: “Don’t braise me, bro.”
At a meeting with his counterpart from another organization: “Don’t liaise me, bro.”
At a Cris Angel performance: “Don’t amaze me, bro.”
At Krispy Kreme: “Don’t glaze me, bro.”
You are all welcome.
AR. Watch the “Chicken Lover” episode of South Park and then realize there is a real person who inspired the Booktastic Bus Driver character, namely Doug. Now you know.
Actually, he’s going to lase you.
“Hey, bro, don’t…”
ZORP!
“Aiiiieeeee!”
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I watched Hillary on two news shows this morning. I now need to be tased to restore normal brain activity. She has put me into a catotonic state from which I do not believe I shall return. I have to go wipe the drool off my chin now and I think I made a boom boom in my shorts…
Well, when you get all cleaned up, ussjc, come on back and engage her in a constructive conversation about the future of American villages. She wants to hear from you before your reprogramming.
Given a choice between a taser to the ‘nads or a steely glare from Fred, it’s “Tighten up, boys, ya’ll got a big shock coming your way”, for me.
Fred Thompson is not your “bro” and he is going to tase you
…with his mind!
He doesn’t have to. One word from him and you’ll tase yourself. Bro.
Other recent comments by Kerry speech taser boy:
At a fraternity initiation: “Don’t haze me, bro.”
At a NASA optics lab: “Don’t lase me, bro.”
Standing in a cornfield: “Don’t maize me, bro.”
At a barbecue pit: “Don’t braise me, bro.”
At a meeting with his counterpart from another organization: “Don’t liaise me, bro.”
At a Cris Angel performance: “Don’t amaze me, bro.”
At Krispy Kreme: “Don’t glaze me, bro.”
You are all welcome.
cknight, You. Are. Brilliant
Though I doubt anyone would feel as though Cris Angel would amaze them.
At an award ceremony: “Don’t praise me, bro.”
Re: Cris Angel: I tend to agree, but I wasn’t sure how many of you would remember who Doug Henning is.
John Edwards makes Doug Hennings look like the Marlboro Man
Don’t comb me bro!
Doug Hennings? Must be before my time.
AR. Watch the “Chicken Lover” episode of South Park and then realize there is a real person who inspired the Booktastic Bus Driver character, namely Doug. Now you know.
Saw that episode of South Park.. huh.. disturbing. Looked the guy up on Wikipedia. I’m glad I was born after the 70’s……