The most common word in the English language is “the”. For John Edwards, it’s “pedicure”.
Bonus Facts from Jim:
John Edwards has every one of Michael Jackson’s singles. Every. Single. One!
The constant characterization of him as an effete snob makes John Edwards so angry that he wants to scream and stamp his foot.
John Edwards does not mind being called a Metrosexual. He prefers that to what he used to be called: “pantywaist”.