President Bush wants the U.N. to revisit its roots and spread freedom. The problem is that the U.N. is already busy spreading many things:
* Incompetence.
* Complaining.
* Embezzlement.
* Anti-Semitism.
* Crabs
* Impotence.
* Peanut butter.
Once their done spreading all of that, they’ll get to freedom.
A million murdered in the Sudan.
Also: Socialism, Gun Control, and a slightly musty odor.
Hey! Peanut butter is yummy and good (and less of course it makes you die, then it sucks for you), therefore the U.N. cannot be spreading it. But yes to everything else.
You forgot:
AIDS
Intolerance
Anti-Americanism
Poverty
Illegal immigration
Despotism
and of course Political Correctness
Not to mention their arms wide for any two-bit terror-loving dictator thug who wants to bash America and f— up Mew York City traffic…
That’s NEW York City. See what happens when you give “CATS” a 20 year run?
unpaid parking tickets
rapists
murderers
terrorists
thieves
con-artists
sexual deviants
dictators
communists
socialists
liars
criminals
perverts
drug dealers
drug addicts
democrats
liberals
So to sum it up-What is it that the U.N. is spreading? OUR COLLECTIVE CHEEKS!
Hey bunkerboy-
You said arms; I was gonna suggest their collective legs being open wide.
They’re completely ineffective at anything. We should just give them the task of spreading chunky peanut butter. They’ll wind up being too busy to screw up anything else.
The men at the UN will “screw up” any other man that happens to cum their way…
Hmm… maybe if we paint “WTC 7” on the UN building, the vast right-wing-neocon-zionist-fascist-bush-cheney-halliburton-military-industrial-talk-radio-federalist-society-skull-and-bones-carlyle-group-lizardoid-did-I-say-zionist-already-don’t-forget-karl-rove-and-the-guys-who-killed-kennedy-or-make-that-both-kennedys-and-doctor-king-if-you-believe-oliver-stone conspiracy will take care of it.
I’m especially excited that UN “peace keepers” are “pro-rape”…I’ve alway’s wondered about the moral standards around “RAPE”…now I get it…
forever bashing Israel,
and the ever popular bash America, the host country and abuse every diplomatic privilege granted to the un-dies.
can’t we just kick them in the river and tell them to swim back to their own little hell holes where the came from.
oh yeah, thats why they’re in NYC.
USSJC-
“Qualifications?”
“Rape, murder, arson and rape.”
“You said rape twice.”
“I like rape.”
un-dies
Tee-hee. Perfect name for the denizens of the UN, but then again I am two. And what do we do with dirty UNdies?
McBain — I know that that reference. “Need any help? Oh, all I can get.” 😎
I understand that Bush, in a simialr vein, will be urging penguins to learn Windows XP