Start Trek movies were always supposed to be a November release for dorks, but now one is opening this weekend as a big summer blockbuster release. If Star Trek is going to be reborn as an action flick, then it needs action movie lines. Here’s what I came up with:
STAR TREK ACTION MOVIE LINES
“He’s dead Jim — he pissed me off.”
“I’m going to beam my foot up your ass.”
“Set fists to pummel.”
“Thinking you can piss me off and not get beaten to a bloody pulp is illogical.”
“I’m going to violate the Prime Directive of your face!”
KAAHHNNN!
You have to ask yourself did I fire 5 photon torpedos or 6…….Well you do you feel lucky Kilingon do you……
Me kicking your a$$ is perfectly logical.
I can’t do it Captain. I don’t have the power… to not punch this bastard square in the face.
Well Double-Dumb-Ass on you!
Also…Yippie Kay-ya, Mister Kirk
Kirk to Scott from Washington DC, “Beam me up Scotty….there’s no intelligent life here!”
I’m gonna get mid-21st century on yo’ ass!
“Puuuure logic – my ass!”
(Somebody threw-out Spock’s Katra.)
“Yes Ma’am, lot’s of dip$hit.”
Scotty: ” You Git, I’m a great Scottish engineer.”
{Head Butts Opponent}
“Your Ass on the Ground at Warp Speed”
set phasers to kill!
“Yeah, yeah, your sequined phaser is ‘stunning’,
Mr. Sulu, but you are thinking of the wrong kind of ‘action movie’.”
“Spock, beam his head up his ass and leave it there this time, and that’s a direct order!”
“No Sulu we will not be putting a rainbow on the outside of the Enterprise”
I am tired of these monkey-fightin’ Klingons on this Monday-to-Friday ship.