New nickname for Obama: Sissy Nixon
A lot of corruption in Alaska. I guess it’s like how kids feel they can get away with things when they sit at the very back of the bus.
The Dog Whisperer vs. Scooby Doo; that would be something. Maybe he could also stop those kids from being so meddlesome.
Since I’m a humor expert, if I tell you something is funny and you don’t find it funny, that means your brain is stupid.
Liberals don’t hate conservatives. They just lash out at them from misplaced rage from their hatred of liberty and America.
New DNA evidence proves that Video was falsely convicted and executed for killing the Radio Star.
My football readiness level is high.
I hope people use me to sell products long after I’m dead. “Zombie Frank J. says buy Charmin.”
Know what would be neat? A commercial of Ted Kennedy emerging from the water and explaining how DirectTV could have prevented this.
“If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take for advertising purposes.”
Boise State has to be the best team ever that doesn’t know how to snap a ball.
I think the biggest problem the Angels have had in playing the Yankees is how much they suck. They should be more like an angel of death and less like “Touched by an Angel.”
Were they in the shotgun? God hates the shotgun. And that is a fact.
I thought you were only an expert on alternate universes and Science!, Frank. But I’m glad to know about your humor expertise, as well. That’s nice to know. It’s a good piece of information to have, right there. Thanks.
I take exception to that statement about the shotgun formation. I had many a fun day on the playground in elementary school playing football where every play was a shotgun formation. It’s the perfect formation or elementary school kids.
“A lot of corruption in Alaska. I guess it’s like how kids feel they can get away with things when they sit at the very back of the bus.”
At first I thought this was a brilliant insight, but the whole ‘bus’ metaphore breaks down when you remember that New Jersey is in the front of the bus and Michigan and Illinois sit somewhere in the middle. Corruption follows hand-outs. The more hand-outs people get, the more corruption follows. That’s why turning the healthcare industry into one big handout is such a good idea!
Sorry, Basil, but I’ve always prefereed the muddle huddle.
I honestly don’t know how God feels about the shotgun but there is no doubt He hates the prevent defense. Also I live in Alaska and am curious as to what corruption you are alluding to as we Alaskans are always the last to find out about our own corruption?
“The only thing the prevent prevents is a win!” – My Grandfather
So Boise State’s coach dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter shows him to his new mansion. Very nice place with a Boise State flag out front… Then the coach looks across the lake and sees this monster place with a behemoth Iowa Hawkeye flag and a golf course surrounding the place and says “hey, what’s up with that?” “Kirk Ferrents get’s a nicer place than I do?” To which St. Peter responds…”My son, you don’t understand, that’s God’s house!”…
“Since I’m a humor expert, if I tell you something is funny and you don’t find it funny, that means your brain is stupid.”
Well, I hear “experts” all the time on TV, and they’re ALWAYS wrong…about phony global warming, about the economy, about healthcare, about the auto industry, about education, etc., etc. Overall, the profession of “expert” has been pretty maligned. Are you sure that in 2009, you really want to label yourself an “expert”.
When di Boise become a state?
If liberals hate conservatives, therefore they DO hate America. A = A/
On the flip sude, did we see any liberals protesting the Russian invasion of Georgia? Huh ? Huh?
I’d pay ro see Scooby Doo on Juraasic Parl island. Short, but fun. Like Bambi meets Godzilla.
Hey! Lay off my Angels. There is no such thing as a football fan who can really understand small ball Baseball.
I’ll grant you though, that the Yankees own a few great ballplayers. And a couple of umps.
“Know what would be neat? A commercial of Ted Kennedy emerging from the water and explaining how DirectTV could have prevented this.”
That would be the best commercial ever. Sort of like the old National Lampoon Volkswagon ad with the the VW Beetle floating in a river and the caption “If Ted Kennedy had driven a Volkswagon, he’d be President now.”
Alaska corruption? Perhaps you’re alluding to Rep. Don Young? 19 Term, 76 year old Don Young? Probably started to feel entitled after all those years of ‘service’.
The Dog Whisperer vs. Cujo in the Octogon, or Thunderdome.
Given the track record of the experts, maybe you should declare yourself a Pert instead.
Expand your advertising in the here-and-now by having Alternate Universe Frank J.(s) hawk stuff the real Frank J. could never sell.
Zombie Frank says Vote Democrat. The Dead always vote Democrat
Think the Dog Whisperer would have any luck with this guy?
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“A commercial of Ted Kennedy emerging from the water and explaining how DirectTV could have prevented this.”
MaryJos’ decomposition really comes to life in HDTV!