Next Time, Have a Strategy

I think one of the biggest problems with the oil spill is there didn’t seem to be like a strategy or anything. It’s as if no one thought maybe one of these things could fail and thus we might need a method to stop the oil from leaking into the ocean. Maybe BP was like expecting the federal government to do something if that happened, but it’s pretty unfair to expect Obama to know how to do anything.

Also, has anyone communicated to the federal government or BP that an oil leak is the sort of thing people expect to be handled quickly. It’s not something where you can be like, “What should we do about the oil leak?” “I dunno.” “Well, what’s on TV?” And then like months later be like, “Oh man; maybe we should have done something about that oil leak.”

So, in the future, if there is like an oil leak in the ocean, there should be like a strategy to do something about it, and someone should do it quickly. But that’s just my opinion, and I don’t have a Nobel Prize in physics like Obama’s advisor who I guess told Obama, “Try and go on TV and give a speech and see if that does anything.”

13 Comments

  1. I, like, remember when my, like, sister was, like, thirteen and she, like, said like a lot, you know?

    We probably shouldn’t have elected a thirteen year old girl to the Presidency of the United States. But, like, what do I know?

  2. Obama has his secret brain trust, Biden, working on it. Right now Biden has Aquaman and an army of lawyers swimming down with the magic unicorn-horn plug to stop all this. What? Aquaman and unicorns and Biden’s brain aren’t real. Shucks. Back to the golf course.

  3. We entered into this without an exit strategy, we need to impose a deadline, and if victory is not acheived by that deadline then we need to end this. I support those brave people involved in the struggle; let’s suport them by bringing them home – END THE WAR ON THE GULF OIL SPILL NOW! 😛

  4. Free oil washing up on America’s beaches!! It’s not the unicorn he promised us all, but at least it’s something.

    From each according to their ability (to spill) to each according to their beach.

  5. Even after months I am having a hard time getting my head around just how out of control the left would be right now if this happened and everything went down like it has but under Bush.

    -lots of impeachment talk
    -every TV show would be mentioning oil covered creatures
    -heavily televised and positively discussed protests in DC and the gulf

    I am not sure if this is an argument against the lefts aggressive manipulation or against the right for its complete and utter powerlessness to develop or push narratives. It is like major league versus “special needs” T-ball. Just remember your the problem next time you drop money or ratings on liberal media and ignore the few conservative leaning TV shows or movies.

  6. You think there’s not a strategy….wrong! There most assuredly is a strategy, it is to cripple the domestic oil producing capability of this nation just as quickly as it can be done.The faster this happens the faster the price of gas will go up and the faster Americans will be forced to find alternative energy….and that is the ultimate goal of the current strategy. So far the strategy is working perfectly except the federal judiciary won’t quite get with the program and keeps ruling against Obama’s shut down of oil exploration in the gulf. Not to worry the oil companies have seen the hand writing on the wall and are pulling out of the gulf and taking their exploratory rigs to other more exploratory friendly countries like Brazil. Strategy….successful!

  7. I thought the headline said “Exit Strategy” (like we have for Afghanistan). – As of a specific future date we’re going to pronounce the leak fixed, whether it is or not, and pull out all the workers.

    I also read somewhere that they’re going to use this to break America’s dependence on oil and force us all into electric cars. With no oil or coal or nukes to generate electricity I guess we’ll have to rub unicorns to generate static electricity for the batteries. Or maybe we could harness the unicorn directly to the auto, and we could all wear cute little elf suits and…. arrrgggghh

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.