Finally started reading Axe Cop, and it is very worth one’s time. It really makes me think we need more things written by five year olds to keep plots being too predictable. And certainly a five year old couldn’t do any worse than the script for the last Transformers movie.
Thanks Frank, I got just enough to know that will not be another bookmark that dies a quick death. Like the artwork and the out of left field plot lines from the first panel on forward.
Enjoy it now before the kid gets into the public education system and the main character turns into an earth worshiping Muslim who cuts down middle class Americans for their crimes against nature and humanity.
I’m pretty sure that a five-year-old wrote the script for “The Other Guys.” And, once again I was reminded why I should never, ever break my hard-fast rule of never watching a movie in which Marky Mark might appear.
Frank, are you sure you didn’t write Axe Cop #8?
http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_8/
You might also enjoy The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, if you don’t already.
Finally. heh
I just got back from a Transformers convention, and boy are my arms tires.
Zing!
Bat Warthog Man?? Is he any relation to ManBearPig or is he more like Wonder Warthog…the hog of steel!?
PS: Good one hwy93.
Isnt Marky Mark one of the few hollywood conservatives? Like Gary Sinise adn the mom from Raymond.
Frank, are you the one who writes this stuff?
Shiggz,
Marky Mark is as conservative as a hippy spitting on a returning solider in 1968.
…it’s certainly more coherent than the last Transformers movie…
From Axe Cop episode 8:
Axe Cop sharpened the stick with his axe to make a new weapon. “Now I can stab people.”
There’s a sort of pure, crystalline brilliance to that line that will haunt me to the day I die! Oh yes, I will visit that site again!
Rule number one of Axe Cop:
never, ever, think you can know or predict what is going to happen in the next episode of Axe Cop.
’cause it will inevitably go off in some wild ass direction.
Amazing how a comic written by a 5 year old is unpredictable, while movies written by highly paid hollywood screenwriters are easily predictable.
I think Frank wrote Ask AxeCop number 6, too.
http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_6/
And if the moon is the bad guy planet, that too. Question 11.
I just discovered axe cop last night. Geekpress has a link to the live movie of Episode 1.
I REALLY miss my nephews being that age. Makes you wonder if the Chinese put LSD in the toy paint.
Yeah, I know, next on Axe Cop…
One more thing – I was telling someone about axe cop on the phone, and she asked, “What’s an A$$ Cop?”
I think he’s in The Village People, dear.
Coming soon to a theater near you: Axe Cop – in 3-D!!! (well, a guy can dream….)