Random Thoughts: Koch Payout

Groupon for Boise is 56% off a Nickelback concert. Hitting myself in the head with a hammer is still cheaper, though.

I remember reading Fahrenheit 451 in school an envisioning a world with no books for school to make me read.

I already forgot: Was the Democrats’ and unions’ attempt to recall Governor Walker successful?

Every time I make fun of Obama, the Koch brothers send me a dollar. I’ve made about $133,000 so far.

Pro Tip: If you want to write about the president and make it clear you’re a crazy person, write his name this way: “Barack HUSSEIN Obama”

So who has been in charge of determining who the worst person in the world is since Keith Olbermann died?

My new earbuds make the music I stream at work sound too tinny 🙁 #FirstWorldProblems

Predicted Future: Communication dominated by video phone calls. Actual Future: Communication dominated by text messages.

To apologize to Estonia, Paul Krugman is going to hire kids to run around Estonia breaking windows to stimulate the economy.

So when did peanuts become this dangerous bio-toxin? Did we just not care about people dying of peanut allergies a decade or two ago?

Perhaps back in the 80s when someone ate a peanut and died, it was attributed to evil spirits.

13 Comments

  1. Peanuts became a dangerous bio-toxin right about the time liberal enviroretards took over our schools making them peanut-free zones while conducting slanderous campaigns against Big Peanuts and their corporate holding companies. Peanuts also became really BIG PEANUTS during this time and became the Trillion-dollar industry it is today.

  2. Democratic take down of corporate peanut is underway. Mr. Peanut will be forced to lose the cool monocle and be fitted with Marine birth control glasses. The RNC’s mascot will starve and jelly sandwiches suck. I say we start hoarding Peter Pan now! From my cold dead hand or maybe the roof of my mouth.

  3. I have lived in the same town as Koch headquarters for more than two decades. They run an outstanding business, sponsor projects and activities, and employ quite a few folks. I realize that the Dems love to vilify those who get it right because they couldn’t find “doing it right” with both hands, google maps, several sherpas, drones, “bath salts” or Michele Obama’s travel agent. But the Kochs are nice people doing their best to promote that they believe in. I don’t see Bill Gates and the rest of the billionaire Dem. club held to the same standard.

  4. Scott Walker’s solution to Wisconsin’s budget crisis: Spend less money.

    Democrats’ solution to Wisconsin’s budget crisis: Waste nearly $10 million of state funds on an election that only affirms Walker.

  5. My new earbuds make the music I stream at work sound too tinny 🙁 #FirstWorldProblems

    I hope you’re not still connecting via cable because if so, it’s not a first world problem. You’re living in the second world.

    I like my bluetooth Moto S9 HD’s. They’re very comfortable, and the bass response is good. I get excellent range with them (almost the entire house). I’ve heard that the newest S9 HD’s are very uncomfortable, so look for the previous version on ebay.

  6. I already forgot: Was the Democrats’ and unions’ attempt to recall Governor Walker successful?

    Extraordinarily successful. I saw a video of some guy outside the state capitol weeping tears of joy (well, he was weeping). Ed Schultz was, too,
    I think, but it’s hard to tell because tears get trapped in his big fat cheeks – all four of them.

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