well seeing how Obama is a “Divine Judgement” for America’s abandonment of GOD in favor of the Un-Biblical Humanistic Liberal-Commie-Homosexual Agenda, he just might go with the Bible! Why shouldn’t he?
Barack Hussein Obama is the literal Biblical fulfillment of Gods Wrath by Abandonment. He is the instrument of Providence. We (the people) have been given over to Moral Depravity and Perversion. God has lifted his protective Grace on America and Obama is the result.
Romans 1:24 NIV
Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another.
One hand on the bible, one hand behind his back . . finger’s crossed.
There will be copies of any and all religious texts he can find, bible, quoran, torah, the works of Confucius, FSM doctrine, Alistair Crowley autobiography, a few fortune cookies . . . . all placed across, so nonoe coudl bee seen as superior.
Well, Apostic and FormerHostage grabbed the easy win I was hoping for, so I’m going to say;
“…over the wrong side of his chest to cover his heart. With the wrong hand. Again.”
…in his pocket, and yours and mine and heck, he will even put one hand in Alanis Morrisette’s pocket while flicking a cigarette, and then he will put it on the phone when his Imam calls to see if he has permission to continue the Jihad.
…up to block the camera following Michelle around that’s filming the documentary “The Wookie Goes To Washington”.
…on a faded Obama poster and “swear to that guy to uphold or hold up the Constitution”.
…a copy of How to Make Friends and Influence People With Bus Wheels.
on a ‘Dumb and Dumber’ DVD.
…on you wallet.
(one of these days I’m gonna start proof reading my comments)
…a binder full of women (…that weren’t acceptable for his inner circle)
A CD copy of the Koran…. attendees will have a copy burned for them…
At the risk of sounding like I’m ripping off Apostic….
…in your pocket.
bacon.
@Apostic – nothing quite kickstarts your internal spellchecker quite like hitting the ‘Submit Comment’ button.
…on his crotch while saying “I got yer fiscal responsibility right here!’
Anything he can overreach
…on Joe Bidens steaming pile of malarky.
How to Become God by Michael Faust
… on his putter, a virtual hand will take the oath of office.
… the ruins of the American economy, which looks suspiciously like a golf club.
on the heads of his enemies
On Michelle’s butt
…we don’t know yet… he’ll take the oath on it, THEN we’ll get to read it.
At His Inauguration, Instead of a Bible, Obama Will Put His Hand…in a Wookie puppet.
a copy of Clifford The Big Red Dog.
At his inauguration, instead of a Bible, Obama will put his hand…straight through the Constitution of the United States of America.
At his inauguration, instead of a Bible, Obama will put his hand…on two Bibles, because all REAL liars say they “will swear on a stack of Bibles”.
At his inauguration, instead of a Bible, Obama will put his hand…behind him with his fingers crossed, so the oath doesn’t “count”.
… on a copy of Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals.
Boehner’s testicles
…the Quran
…either a copy of “The Audacity of Hope” or “Dreams of My Father”
…Chris Matthew’s knee giving him a real tingle down his leg
Behind his back with his fingers crossed.
…on George Soros’ package. His package of inauguration contributions. (seesh, you people!)
…on an icepack. You see, the Bible burns his hand when he touches it.
…in the air to see which way the wind is blowing.
…up his butt to scratch his nose.
on his forehead and say, “Wow, I coulda had a V-8.”
On the souls of the unborn dead.
…somewhere. We don’t know where that hand has been – or will go.
Wherever the teleprompter tells him to.
Up the country’s ass without a drop of KY.
well seeing how Obama is a “Divine Judgement” for America’s abandonment of GOD in favor of the Un-Biblical Humanistic Liberal-Commie-Homosexual Agenda, he just might go with the Bible! Why shouldn’t he?
Barack Hussein Obama is the literal Biblical fulfillment of Gods Wrath by Abandonment. He is the instrument of Providence. We (the people) have been given over to Moral Depravity and Perversion. God has lifted his protective Grace on America and Obama is the result.
Romans 1:24 NIV
Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another.
One hand on the bible, one hand behind his back . . finger’s crossed.
There will be copies of any and all religious texts he can find, bible, quoran, torah, the works of Confucius, FSM doctrine, Alistair Crowley autobiography, a few fortune cookies . . . . all placed across, so nonoe coudl bee seen as superior.
…on my wallet
@CarolyntheMommy – that would be a neat trick, as I don’t think they exist
…on *a* bible, just the one written by Anton LeVey.
…on the back of the next one he’ll throw under the bus.
Well, Apostic and FormerHostage grabbed the easy win I was hoping for, so I’m going to say;
“…over the wrong side of his chest to cover his heart. With the wrong hand. Again.”
…in his pocket, and yours and mine and heck, he will even put one hand in Alanis Morrisette’s pocket while flicking a cigarette, and then he will put it on the phone when his Imam calls to see if he has permission to continue the Jihad.
…up to block the camera following Michelle around that’s filming the documentary “The Wookie Goes To Washington”.
…on a faded Obama poster and “swear to that guy to uphold or hold up the Constitution”.
…a copy of How to Make Friends and Influence People With Bus Wheels.
On a first edition “How to wok your dog” cookbook.
@can of spam: How would you know if your hand hasn’t gone there?
You are, of course, just speculating with the words “I don’t think they exist.”
They don’t – for a fact.
On a stack of checks from his supporters
on the button.
… up the skirt of some random intern. Oh wait, sorry, that’s what Bill Clinton will be doing.
… on a first edition of Marx’s Communist Manifesto.
…on Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. It is after all Obama’s bible.
On the only thing he truly believes in: Himself.
on the autopen on the golf course in Hawaii and then the autopen will put it’s “hand” on the bible in DC.
. . . on Sandra Fluke.
. . . on Biden’s head.
. . . on Mao’s “Little Red Book”.
… in the Hunger Games Reaping Jar…
“may the odds be ever in your favor…”
CTCompromise for the win! He did indeed use two Bibles.