Because he was walking on the Right and couldn’t see behind him, so he figured he’d cross over to the Left to see the wrecks coming down the road about to hit him.
A gun is an inanimate object – while it can be acted upon, it can not act on it’s own. Therefore the gun did not cross the road, it was carried; hopefully by a free citizen who was knowledgeable and responsible for it’s use. But even if it were carried by an ignorant citizen, even one with malicious thoughts, that’s okay too.
It is only when that gun is used, by a person, in a criminal manner, that a crime is committed. And the fault lies with the person; the fallible, imperfect, human – who is subject to punishment for his immoral, illegal actions. If he commits a crime – gun or no – he is guilty and should be punished. The gun is not culpable, regardless of how it is used.
to murder innocent children.
… because Eric Holder sent it there.
To get to the high capacity clip on the other side.
…because it was being carried by a chicken.
Biden is working on this whole out of control road crossing thing.
…Because the NRA member said, “I musket to the other side.”
…to get away from Cuomo.
To get to the blunderbuss stop.
…because it was the only free way.
because Obama wanted to arm the Mexican Drug Cartels
Because the road had it comin’.
…because the crossing guard fell asleep and all the live kids were stuck there.
…Lee Harvey couldn’t get the angle just right.
…the sign said Gun Free Zone, not Bullet Free Zone.
…because the chicken had a Concealled/Carry permit.
…cuz it was TEXAS!!!
…none of your business and don’t ask!
…to get a better shot.
…just to pi$$ off liberals.
…to better read the “Gun Free Zone” sign.
Because the road was the New York state line.
To catch the matinée at the gun show.
Because it was the ‘Sure Kill Expressway.”
“Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang…because.”
to prove that guns are capable of acting on their own.
Because he was walking on the Right and couldn’t see behind him, so he figured he’d cross over to the Left to see the wrecks coming down the road about to hit him.
…so he could shoot them.
His getaway car was parked on the other side. Only rifles are tall enough to drive, that’s another reason to ban them.
To buy a magazine.
The bar was across the street and he wanted to get loaded.
Proper English version:
That’s where the bar was and he wanted to get loaded.
…Dianne Feinstein was in a windowless van offering it some candy.
to be fitted for a new “magazine clip”
A gun is an inanimate object – while it can be acted upon, it can not act on it’s own. Therefore the gun did not cross the road, it was carried; hopefully by a free citizen who was knowledgeable and responsible for it’s use. But even if it were carried by an ignorant citizen, even one with malicious thoughts, that’s okay too.
It is only when that gun is used, by a person, in a criminal manner, that a crime is committed. And the fault lies with the person; the fallible, imperfect, human – who is subject to punishment for his immoral, illegal actions. If he commits a crime – gun or no – he is guilty and should be punished. The gun is not culpable, regardless of how it is used.
Guess that’s more than a line, sorry.
There was a free state on the other side and he was tired of being a slave.
…it once belonged to Obama’s grannie and it saw a minority yoot on it’s side of the street.
…it was just zig-zagging to avoid the puddles of liberal pee.
…to get to the abortion clinic so it could high-five the doctor.
…because there is better cover there.
…Because that is where Eric Holder arranged for a Cartel to pick it up.
…to get away from Diane Feinstein.
…because the chicken is a freedom outlaw and refuses to bend to the will of a tyrant.
Why did the gun cross the road? There is no spoon.
According to anti-joke chicken, A gun can’t cross the road; it is an inanimate object that cannot do anything on it’s own…
To get away from teh drug cartels it was sold to.
Because shut the hell up!
Because it was in my gunsafe as I hit 90mph leaving NY.
…because the gun can cross anything it wants to… You got something to say about that!
…because it was still in the cold dead fingers of the person hit by Obama’s bus.
…he just got fired.
…he felt he was up to caliber.
To get to the gun-free zone.
To verify the kill.
Because F#%^ the Po-lice. That’s why.
To get a better aim at the chicken.
…because Travis Bickle’s Mohawk told it to.
…because Sarah K’s Desert Eagle was held a bit too loosely.
…the gun free zone around Obama is wider at the ears.
I would like to point out that Bootstrap stole my gun-grabbing politician.
Guns don’t cross roads; only chickens cross roads.
…because the gun goes wherever Djangos, (racial expletive deleted).
… because it was trying to get out of New York.
To get some high capacity ammunition.
….because it was free range.
to shoot the chicken
…because they’re too stupid to stay put and negotiate !
Give it to blarg’s #20.
…because they saw how successful taking an all or nothing stand was on tax increases…
To protect the second amendment
To punch a hippy in the face.
To reach the high ground overlooking the grassy knoll.
….because it was attached to the French border guard leaving his post for the cigarette shop.
makin a run for da border
To get a-round.