Drinking Game: Drink every day that I don’t take down my Christmas lights because I’m too drunk.
— MJ (@sucittaM) January 3, 2013
BREAKING: Jennifer Granholm leaving Current TV. BREAKING: Jennifer Granholm was at Current TV. BREAKING: Jennifer Granholm was on TV.
— STU BURGUIERE (@StuOnTheBlaze) January 3, 2013
Your mouth says no but your eyes say yes but your dreads say bulk quinoa is in aisle 3.
— Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) January 3, 2013