Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
According to the NATO manual, the first rule of cyberwarfare…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
According to the NATO manual, the first rule of cyberwarfare…
…is don’t shoot until you see the bytes of their eyes.
…is nobody talks about Cyberwarfare…
…to be or not to be = FF
no more than seven cybers in the magazine
There are 10 kinds of Cyberwarriors… those that understand binary and those that don’t.
…no I will not fix your computer.
…on a clear disk you can seek forever.
…is that I can alway win by d8v79e%%%%%%% [signal lost]
… is 0011110101100101011001.
… if you know Perl and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred hackers. If you know C++ but not Perl, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know only Visual Basic, you will succumb in every battle. – Sun Tzu (paraphrased)
…no matter who wins you is gonna get Hz.
… is to crush your enemies, see their data fly before you, and hear the lamentations of their graphics co-processors.
@3.rodney dill says:
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:08 pm
Heh, “C” also:
…when its over there’s only the quick and the BSOD
The Skynet is the limit.
@Apostic – I was trying to ungeekify it, while still making it possible to undertand.
When they finally invent a fool proof system – somebody will invent a better fool.
…the idea is to Captcha the enemy.
… is “On my command, unleash 7734”
…old programmers are like zombies… they just drop a few bits now and then.
… all depends on whether the Greeks and Turks are playing nice with each other these days, whom we might offend, and what France, who is not an official member but often tags along, is demanding for their cooperation. This *is* NATO, after all.
…fix Bayonettas!
To eliminate confusion try to avoid scheduling surprise attacks on Halloween or Christmas, as 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
…is to refer to the manual as a Personual.
Always try 1 2 3 4 5 first!
Don’t be a dick.
First choice of loot goes to the Commanding Officer.
Remember, drones are only allowed on PVP servers.
ASL?
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
…acne is a perfectly good camouflage, especially if one is clad in underwear.
Cyberattacks are like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.
…your mom’s basement is not an undisclosed bunker location.
… once you go Mac, you can’t go back.
…type carefully I. M. A. O. then dot us
… for US folks, make sure your orders come from whitehouse.gov, not whitehouse.com
…did you try restarting?
….Pron is still your friend but not during working hours.
…Ohms is futile.
…the attack will commence as soon as I find the ‘ANY’ key.
Molon Labe.
(Come and pwn them.)
… is that MREs will consist of a bag of Skittles and a can of Mountain Dew.
.. is that despite the fact that hacking Internet Explorer lacks skill and elegance, it still makes tactical sense.
“im in ur cpu killin ur pr0cs”
… is ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
RTFM
secrecy… remember cylons is golden.
… is that “battlefield trophies”, such as the enemy’s porn collection or music library, are allowed. But only if your CO gets a copy.
… NO POOFTAHS! (Oh wait, we did away with that one…)
… is so-called “chat speak” is forbidden. All taunts must be in both English and French, in triplicate, and a copy filed with your company clerk.
…is never get involved in a cyberwar in Asia.
No touch backs
…Trouble contacting the Pentagon? Check for AOL alerts or high traffic at HuffPo.
@BillyDee #48 – Inconceivable!
… is called the Optimus Prime Directive.
… is that manuals are OK, but not automatics.
…is to make sure the the number of lids matches the number of containers, although I don’t understand why NATO cares about fighting with reusable food storage containers.
…is to make sure you don’t get the Cybers mixed up with the carebears, or the pooh bears when going to war
…is to make sure each counter-cyberwarfare programmer uploads his/her most recent photo of themselves wearing their cute light blue helmet
…make sure that the programmers have taken the red pill, not the blue one
…take the blue pill.
…we must get everything on the internet as quickly as possible (General Al Gore)
…any security can be broken during a 3 minute hacking montage with techno music, an array of monitors, and a beer.
install a real firewall and turn the one off that comes with windows XP
…is to install the toolbar by default
aaaaaaa oo eeeee oooo aaahaahhh zzzzzzzaaaaaa
@9 Can o spam ” is 0011110101100101011001.”
I can’t believe Frank is letting you get away with that language.
↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
…is you do not talk about cyberwarfare, and Thursdays we all get together to watch The Big Bang Theory and hold our Jim Parsons Fan Club meeting.
@59 — #45 got a moderation time-out, but I got away with #9.
…in cyberspace EVERYBODY can hear scream. And lots of other stuff, and we can see you almost all the time and Rodney Dill and Basil need to take the tape off of their web cams.
… is to not bring dial-up to a 4G fight.
… is to never leave a cyberman behind.
… is to be the first to get reboots on the ground.
…is Run! (according to Dr. Who)
… is never to confuse “D-cell” and “gasoline.”
… is to remember that there are no atheists in Firefox holes.
… is to remember that a “hack attack” means something different to those cultures that have not yet advanced into the computer age.
“never go in against a Sicilian when a Blue Screen of Death is on the line!”
…make sure your computer is plugged in.
…is PEBKAC
(Problem exists between keyboard and chair)
I love the smell of binary in the morning!
…the war isn’t over until the Great Landlord sings your praises.
…praise the Lord and pass the nacho cheese.
…the hardest thing to do in this war is win a Purple Heart, John Kerry won six of them yesterday.
… is to cry “havoc” and let slip the DOS of war.
… is to remember that it wasn’t over when the “not-C”s bombed Pearl Harbor.
… is to remember that it’s no longer an arms race, it’s a finger race.
… is to remember: what is it good for? Absolute Linuxin’.
…is don’t blog about cyberwarfare.
ALL CAPS YOU GUYS!!!!!!
… is to Spell it.
…is Machine Code!
(and that dates this old Techie)
… is taking control of Weapons Systems count double points.,
If it has waterspots on it you can just wipe it off. If it has bits of food on it send it back because that’s unsanitary and gross. Oh wait. What? Oh. I thought you said rules of silverware. Sorry.
…is to delete all cookies and temporary internet files
Straight Line of the Day: According to the NATO Manual,
1: The First Rule of Cyberwarfare, is nobody talks about Cyberwarfare.
2: The Second Rule of Cyberwarfare, is see rule #1.
…*DON’T PANIC!*
…is to get the opposing computer to play tic-tac-toe against it’s self
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