Random Thoughts: Poor Weiner, Royal Baby, and Spying

Just think of poor Anthony Weiner for a minute – the guy has lots of ambition but no useful skills. What can he be other than a politician?

Five years in and there’s still no evidence Obama even knows what a job is.

I like how in Candy Crush it makes me wait to play it again. I need that in more video games.

Can’t we just keep calling him “Royal Baby”?

I don’t care about NSA spying because I don’t have anything to hide… Wait, what things are they spying on again?

I’d vote for Obama if he stole the Royal Baby.

Is there any truth to the rumor that halfway through Obama’s economic speech he got bored and stopped to play Candy Crush on his iPhone?

“When you spy on everybody, you spy on nobody.” -Sun Tzu, probably

You had me at big budget retelling of the 47 ronin story. You lost me at “starring Keanu Reeves.”

It’s universally agreed by historians that no one involved in the 47 ronin incident would be best played by Keanu Reeves.

USA Today headline: “What’s next for baby Prince George?” I’m going to out on a limb here and guess “sleeping, eating, and pooping.”

12 Comments

  1. Just think of poor Anthony Weiner for a minute – the guy has lots of ambition but no useful skills. What can he be other than a politician?

    A lawyer, a senior executive at General Motors, or whatever Donald Trump is.

  2. Are you really saying you did not like Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure? You hated The Matrix? Constantine was boring?

    He does not have the acting chops of Anthony Hopkins, but I have to give him (or his agent?) credit for picking some entertaining scripts with decent directors. Bonus: I have no memory of him actively bloviating against our Bill of Rights, unlike much of the rest of Hollywood.

  3. @11 – Speaking for myself, there’s a little bit of cognitive dissonance involved with Keanu. It’s just hard to wrap my head around the notion that Neo and Ted “Theodore” Logan were played by the same guy.

    But, as you mentioned, kudos to the man for not being a loud-mouth political idiot like Alec Baldwin.

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