How to dry your sneakers:
A cheap, simple, elegant solution to an otherwise vexing problem (the “sneaker in the dryer” clunk-clunk sound is easily the most annoying noise outside of commentary by an MSNBC talking head).
And it makes me wonder… what kind of solution would be developed by the twerps who thought Obamacare was a good idea?
Offhand, I’m picturing a shovel-ready job – specifically, two unions guys using shovels to toss your sneakers back and forth like overweight, disgruntled Jai-Alai players until your shoes finally dried out.
… Destroying healthcare / cleaning sneakers both give Obama kicks.
… Obama would try to make sure most of the money goes to Jordan …
… Both totally stink from the get-go.
“Throw those puppies in the oven for twenty minutes at three hundred fifty degrees.”
– Obama
@2 – “No, wait… that was lunch today… nevermind”