Scientists are working on computer programs to create jokes. That would be so awesome if they perfect that because then I could fully automate this blog.
Of course, some people think that Harvey may already be a computer program…
Scientists are working on computer programs to create jokes. That would be so awesome if they perfect that because then I could fully automate this blog.
Of course, some people think that Harvey may already be a computer program…
Oh jeeeeze! I hope they don’t create another Barack in the manner of the “Weird Science” storyline!
Are they going to name the computer Mycroft?
I thought this blog was already run by Frank J., Version 0.99, aka, Harvey.
i thought Harvey’s real name was HAL.
“And how about that Java? Yeah, am I right?…”
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Oh, great! I didn’t realize the Turing test would be a final!
#6 Monty Python reference?
Isn’t that how Skynet, or the Matrix, got started? First you automate your blog then before you know it the machines are out to get you.
“So I says to my buddy, URBARS1.STATE.COM, I says…”
“Look, Frank, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, nuke a moon, and think things over….”
Do they have to be GOOD jokes?
#8 yup
I am NOT a computer program!
I’m a psychotic delusion in Frank’s head!
So stop your crazy rumor-mongering!
And if you ever had your rumor mongered you know how painful that can be.
Frank, most of Science! is a joke already. So, if they come up with new ones, they’ll be Funny!.
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