So I guess we might be getting into a war with Syria or something. Everyone is all worried about another war considering how the last couple went, but maybe we can do better with a more hands off approach. We’ll launch a few cruise missile, drop a few bombs, and that’s it. And if someone asks, “Aren’t you going to help them establish a new government or something?”
We’ll be like, “Nope. Just blowing stuff up from a distance now. Everyone on the ground — the Syrians and what not — can figure out the rest.”
“Won’t they be angry at us?”
“Well… we don’t like to speculate on other people’s feelings. If someone doesn’t like our policy, they do have our email address.”
So no more wars. Just bombings here and there to help countries know they’ve done wrong and learn. Sounds good?
If you put it that way… I’m happy we will be doing something. I’m happy there will be minimum risk to US lives. I’m not happy nuclear weapons are not being used. If it glows, no problems.
Yeah, but we never blow up the right people.
We have horns in our cars to let stupid drivers know they’ve just done something stupid. So now cruise missles are the international horn? And Obama is the driver?
Puts a whole new spin on the bumper sticker: “The horn blows, how about the driver?”
@2 In the case of Syria it’s more of a case that it’s gonna be hard to blow up the wrong people.
Obama’s already launched more wars than any other Nobel Peace Prize winner. This one’s just a victory lap.