Random Thoughts: Left-Handed, Newspapers, and Mr. Who

We have to stop Obamacare before it’s implemented and people are blown away by its sheer awesomeness!

He’s not even 3 months old so it’s early to tell, but I’m starting to worry my son is left-handed.

I never even considered the possibility of a left-handed kid; that’s not something I’m prepared for as a parent.

I hope whoever came up with sprinkling salt on sweet things got the Nobel Prize in chemistry.

Are newspapers making a comeback? I used to make fun of them until I found they pay better than the internets.

I was just informed newspapers are not making a comeback.

So now do I get the Washington Post free as an Amazon Prime member? Because I’m not sure I want that.

If I owned a newspaper, headline every day would be: “Frank J. Fleming is awesome!”

If you’re worried about journalistic standards, I can prove I’m awesome.

The thing about fines is it’s more a threat to poor than rich. Minor crimes should have a class neutral punishment, like a beating.

So with the new Dr. Who will they finally show some back story so we can see Mr. Who go to medical school and get his PhD?

10 Comments

  1. If Science! really cared about humanity, they would isolate the marker in amniotic fluid that indicates left-handedness so that parents could be more prepared to cope. How much should Social Security Disablity pay for those born with this affliction? Could an affirmative action program help these poor people cope with a world full of right-handed scissors?

  2. 4.FredKey says:
    August 6th, 2013 at 11:53 am
    We can trace it all back to Dr. Who’s youth on Gallifrey, when he was known as Cindy Lou Who.

    This would explain Tom Baker’s hair…

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