Plants vs. Zombies 2 is out now? But I’m still busy with Candy Crush robbing me of productivity.
If you think Limbaugh makes no sense as moderator but Stephanopoulos does, you don’t’ understand the purpose of a Republican primary.
I hear that WaPo may be looking for a new person to cover the conservative beat. I should point out that not all conservatives despise me.
I could moderate a debate. I’d ask good questions. “If you’re so conservative, then why’d you enter politics?”
If anyone in Egypt asks, I’m denouncing violence there.
I was so bored by the gameplay in GTAIV, I completely don’t get the hype for the new one.
If Hillary becomes president 2016, it will show to every little girl that she too can one day become president if she marries right.
The only way to make sure the government doesn’t abuse power is to not give it power.
The next time Oprah goes to a store and asks to see a purse, I bet everyone is going to panic and drop to the floor like it’s a stick up.
Saw the Rifftrax Live of Starship Troopers, though I don’t know how I was supposed to hear the riff over the hilarious satire.
“…you don’t’ understand the purpose of a Republican primary.”
To chose the candidate Democrats most want to run against?
Dude: Those zombies aren’t gonna kill themselves. Besides, NEW PLANTS!!!11!
“Hi, I’m Frank J. I’m too conservative for politics. That’s why I’m here and not there. I’d like to ask you a few questions.”
“Go ahead.”
“If you’re so conservative, then why’d you enter politics?”
“Because I hate it!”
“Your a masochist, then?”
“No, more like a sadist – I want to see Liberal’s heads explode.”
“Good answer. I shall vote for you, sir.”
I thought the “Stephanopoulos” was Big Bird’s friend on Sesame Street…. what am I missing?