Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
… billions of muslims bowing the wrong way toward Mecca. They reached out to them.
… the mysterious radiation source responsible for turning supposedly grown men into “bronies”.
… the initials m.o.
.. A sign that read Eat at Joe’s
… Elvis
…a sign saying welcome to New Netherlands.
…Obama golfing.
. . . Obama playing golf
. . . Michael Bloomberg banning things
. . . Chris Matthews, gushing over Obama
. . . Harry Reid, lying
. . . photographs of Anthony Weiner’s junk
. . . three pantsuits that the Hildebeest hasn’t worn yet
You can cancel my first line, thanks to nabqrules.
. . . a tiny pink Congressman named Dennis Kucinich.
…….Code Pink installing solar panels for a vegetable garden.
Art Bell
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Jewels and the Brunchettes
…a paw print.
KILROY!!
…continents full of little pink Democrats living on food stamps. So, they nuked it from orbit. It was the only way to be sure.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
…Jimmy Hoffa
…The 7th imam
…Hugh Hefner in his PJs
…Obama’s Birth Certificate.
…The Google Maps car
…pods filled with developing Mary Kay agents.
…rings around Uranus.
A whole new alien race with the work PINK on their bottoms
(since #17 obviously won’t get picked)
A whole new alien race with the word PINK on their bottoms
(make that word and not work)
… a panther.
…dead ant ….dead ant ….dead ant dead ant dead ant
…Alecia Beth Moore singing ‘Just Give Me a Reason’ from her album of the
same name.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
quiche la poodle!
Madonna, Kei$ha, Beyoncé and a lot of other chick singers that think they only need one name.
the source of gayness.
the Brain
Medea Benjamin’s parents.
The planet is PINK guys! Geez. I can think of a few lines…. hmmm…I love pink. 🙂
…the secret source of Nicki Manaj’s lipstick.
Pink? I’m stuck on Rodney’s dead ant rant.
…somebody is coming up, so they better get the party started.
…sprinkles! -and they suspect there might be cake under the pink, sugary crust.
A planet of sugar and spice and everything nice – and only women dressed in pink – ruled by Miss Anony!!!
…the illidium pu-36 explosive space modulator
@27 Jimmy – #21 was an intentionally non-reference response to MattMuson’s #20 immediately above it.
“Isn’t that lovely?”,
#33 was in response to Rodney Dill’s post #31.
the 51st through 57th states.
One can not discount the possibility that the NASA astronomer was looking at it through rose-colored glasses, you know, the kind worn by most Obama Democrats.
#30 was in response to hoping for Miss Anony’s “kiss-up cookies.”
…fruit
anonymiss and unnonymiss plotting the overthrow of all that is holy. and a big plate of sugar cookies with pink icing.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
…climate change
…Spock’s coffin that looked like a sunglasses case
…a Chinese factory making pink highlighters where the workers made 3 yuan a month
…Edward Snowden
… three billion aborted fetuses and no one living.
…Jayne Cobb, trying to beat it to death with a stick.
…Jeff Foxworthy saying “If you have six pink poodles living under your pink front porch…You might be a pink neck”.
…proof that gays can get to Heaven, but Heaven is segregated.
…an alien with a lemonade stand. Pink lemonade.
…definite signs of bullying from the leather jacket wearing planet.
…lots of parents looking for their little girls…”Have you seen her, she’s wearing a pink dress”?
…even more kids misdiagnosed with pink-eye.
Tiny pink people…what else!?
…A party that you had better get started….
I missed Bif’s #28…
… little green men clashing with the planet.
… a fine pink mist. . . The secret suicide bomber burying ground!
… little pink houses for you and me.
… the American flag Sheila Jackson-Lee thought the astronauts planted on Mars.
… pink Hispanics. Very rare.
… Climate Color Change, requiring higher taxes on Earth.
…a printing facility cranking out congressional hearing passes for Code Pink members – I always thought they were from another planet.
… arti-fuschia intelligence
… the Sea of Tranny-Quility.
… Obamacare. The entire planet got a pink slip in the resulting economy.
… flesh-tone-adoes.
… salmon chanted evenings.
… The Lox World.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
A little man in a boat.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
tiny pink houses, for you and me.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
a white sports coat and a pink carnation.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
pink tacos.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
I love you for your pink Cadillac, crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back, cruising down the street
Waving to the girls, feeling out of sight
Spending all my money on a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what you do there in the backof your pink Cadillac, pink Cadillac
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Pinky Tuscadero
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
1. “Tears of Rage” Bob Dylan, Richard Manuel 5:23
2. “To Kingdom Come” Robbie Robertson 3:22
3. “In a Station” Manuel 3:34
4. “Caledonia Mission” Robertson 2:59
5. “The Weight” Robertson 4:34
Side two[edit]
1. “We Can Talk” Manuel 3:06
2. “Long Black Veil” Marijohn Wilkin, Danny Dill 3:06
3. “Chest Fever” Robertson 5:18
4. “Lonesome Suzie” Manuel 4:04
5. “This Wheel’s on Fire” Dylan, Rick Danko 3:14
6. “I Shall Be Released” Dylan 3:19
12. “Yazoo Street Scandal” Robertson 4:01
13. “Tears of Rage” Dylan, Manuel 5:32
14. “Katie’s Been Gone” Manuel, Robertson 2:46
15. “If I Lose” Charlie Poole 2:29
16. “Long Distance Operator” Dylan 3:58
17. “Lonesome Suzie” Manuel 3:00
18. “Orange Juice Blues (Blues for Breakfast)” Manuel 3:40
19. “Key to the Highway” Big Bill Broonzy 2:28
20. “Ferdinand the Imposter” Robertson 3:59
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Pink is for girls and blue is for a$$****$.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Flamingos. Lots and lots of Flamingos.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Pink Elephants! HIC!
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
LOOK! PINK SQUIRRELS!
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Blossum
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Betty Rizzo’s gang.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
pink pistols.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
a few Panzer divions.
Ob’s stürmt oder schneit, ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Der Tag glühend heiß, oder eiskalt die Nacht,
Verstaubt sind die Gesichter, doch froh ist unser Sinn,
Ja, unser Sinn,
Es braust unser Panzer im Sturmwind dahin
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Elvis’ Caddy.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
pink krytonite
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Invisible pink unicorns.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
Jaipur.
A tiny J. C. Mellencamp singing, and lots of little pink houses occupied by a battalion of Barbies, with pink convertibles. And a much-needed river of Pepto-Bismol to help you tolerate it.
…where T-Mobile stored Carly Foulkes’ used dresses.
…the word “Titleist.” and letters BHO.
… a big nosed guy singing Pink a dink a doo
… evidence that it was part of the DayGlo-bah System.
NASA Discovered a Tiny Pink Planet Orbiting a Distant Sun. On It, They Found… that you shouldn’t put white planets in the same wash cycle as Mars.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
that Obama was a pinko down to his underwear.
NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…
all your emails and phone calls. Wait, that was NSA.
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