Straight Line of the Day: NASA Discovered a Tiny Pink Planet Orbiting a Distant Sun. On It, They Found…

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NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…

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  1. . . . Obama playing golf
    . . . Michael Bloomberg banning things
    . . . Chris Matthews, gushing over Obama
    . . . Harry Reid, lying
    . . . photographs of Anthony Weiner’s junk
    . . . three pantsuits that the Hildebeest hasn’t worn yet

  2. NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…

    …Jimmy Hoffa

    …The 7th imam

    …Hugh Hefner in his PJs

    …Obama’s Birth Certificate.

    …The Google Maps car

  3. NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…

    quiche la poodle!

    Madonna, Kei$ha, Beyoncé and a lot of other chick singers that think they only need one name.

    the source of gayness.

    the Brain

  4. NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…

    …climate change

    …Spock’s coffin that looked like a sunglasses case

    …a Chinese factory making pink highlighters where the workers made 3 yuan a month

    …Edward Snowden

  5. …Jayne Cobb, trying to beat it to death with a stick.

    …Jeff Foxworthy saying “If you have six pink poodles living under your pink front porch…You might be a pink neck”.

    …proof that gays can get to Heaven, but Heaven is segregated.

    …an alien with a lemonade stand. Pink lemonade.

    …definite signs of bullying from the leather jacket wearing planet.

    …lots of parents looking for their little girls…”Have you seen her, she’s wearing a pink dress”?

    …even more kids misdiagnosed with pink-eye.

  6. … little green men clashing with the planet.

    … a fine pink mist. . . The secret suicide bomber burying ground!

    … little pink houses for you and me.

    … the American flag Sheila Jackson-Lee thought the astronauts planted on Mars.

    … pink Hispanics. Very rare.

    … Climate Color Change, requiring higher taxes on Earth.

  7. NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…

    I love you for your pink Cadillac, crushed velvet seats
    Riding in the back, cruising down the street
    Waving to the girls, feeling out of sight
    Spending all my money on a Saturday night
    Honey I just wonder what you do there in the backof your pink Cadillac, pink Cadillac

  8. NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…

    1. “Tears of Rage” Bob Dylan, Richard Manuel 5:23
    2. “To Kingdom Come” Robbie Robertson 3:22
    3. “In a Station” Manuel 3:34
    4. “Caledonia Mission” Robertson 2:59
    5. “The Weight” Robertson 4:34

    Side two[edit]

    1. “We Can Talk” Manuel 3:06
    2. “Long Black Veil” Marijohn Wilkin, Danny Dill 3:06
    3. “Chest Fever” Robertson 5:18
    4. “Lonesome Suzie” Manuel 4:04
    5. “This Wheel’s on Fire” Dylan, Rick Danko 3:14
    6. “I Shall Be Released” Dylan 3:19

    12. “Yazoo Street Scandal” Robertson 4:01
    13. “Tears of Rage” Dylan, Manuel 5:32
    14. “Katie’s Been Gone” Manuel, Robertson 2:46
    15. “If I Lose” Charlie Poole 2:29
    16. “Long Distance Operator” Dylan 3:58
    17. “Lonesome Suzie” Manuel 3:00
    18. “Orange Juice Blues (Blues for Breakfast)” Manuel 3:40
    19. “Key to the Highway” Big Bill Broonzy 2:28
    20. “Ferdinand the Imposter” Robertson 3:59

  9. NASA discovered a tiny pink planet orbiting a distant sun. On it, they found…

    a few Panzer divions.
    Ob’s stürmt oder schneit, ob die Sonne uns lacht,
    Der Tag glühend heiß, oder eiskalt die Nacht,
    Verstaubt sind die Gesichter, doch froh ist unser Sinn,

    Ja, unser Sinn,
    Es braust unser Panzer im Sturmwind dahin

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