So everyone thinks Hillary is a lock for the Democrat nomination in 2016, but don’t start making the posters just yet: Biden is thinking of entering the race. If that happens, could anything stop him? I can only think of a few things.
THINGS THAT COULD STOP BIDEN
* A Chinese finger trap.
* Childproof locks.
* A card that says, “How to Keep an Idiot Busy for Hours: Turn Card Over” on both sides.
* An escalator (he scared it might suck him in).
* The maze on the kid’s menu at Applebee’s.
* Big words.
* A penny glued to the sidewalk.
But other than that, unstoppable.
Tell him he’s been invited to a big fund-raiser by the Lefthanded Monkeywrench Manufacturers’s Association in Detroit.
Tie his shoe laces together
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner
Wiggle a laser pointer in front of him
Hire someone to jingle their keys in front of him. If Hillary does this, she will claim to have created jobs.
Put a sign on the inside of his office door that reads,”Use Other Door”.
Get him to play Candy Crush. We’ll never see him again!
Let’s be serious about this.
* Scalp cancer.
* A choice to buy a triple barrel shotgun.
* A guy named Chuck, standing up from a wheel chair. Stand-up, Chuck!
* An admission by Obama that he hates him.
Tie his shoe laces together in a knot.
Send him snipe hunting with his double barrel shotgun.
Send him out for a smoke shifter.
The highly discerning, sophisticated, intelligent, and well informed American electorate will easily stop him in his tracks with an astute application of common sense and by separating his lies and false political promises from the truth and reality of the political sit…ah hell who am I kidding, the only thing that can stop him is Hillary.
The swimsuit competition.
Obama beat Hillery. It can’t be that hard.
What could stop Biden? How about an honest media reporting all his gaffes and his <a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/history_lesson/2008/08/the_write_stuff.html"history of plagiarisim.
And this ^ Is why you preview. 😐
@10: it’s actually not that difficult to read; not as bad as a really embarrassing typo (I’ve made some).
“What could stop Biden 2016?”
… A bulls**tdozer
… Forgetting his malarkeycode.
… If he gets put, like y’all, back in CHAINS, like the Republic’ns wanna do!!!
… A homeowner taking his advice when Joe knocks on the front door looking for votes.
Hitlery’s staff is probably skimming this, gleaning ideas. (They’re left-gleaning.) Hi, Shrillary people! Any idea what went on in Beghazi? Or does it still not matter to you? I can assure you, it will matter to the American people.
Should Monica run? She slept with Bill, too, so she’s equally qualified.
A frozen lamp post with a “Lick Me” sign taped to it.
Send him to find a jar of relative bearing grease, or 9 yards of fallopian tubes, and then make him stand the mail buoy watch.