Random Thoughts: Got Insurance, Sluts, and 3D Printers

There show be a law against not making a gun with a 3D printer. When you get a 3D printer, first thing you must print is a gun.

I thought the rules were you can be as racist as you want as long as you like higher taxes.

So does Batman ever compensate anyone for all the exterior damage he does to buildings with his grappling hook?

I got a fundraising email from Debbie Wasserman Schultz and it didn’t mention Obamacare. How odd.

A spire shouldn’t count toward a building’s height; then I could be the world’s tallest man with the right hat.

You have to be pretty racist to hear that de Blasio’s wife is a “former lesbian” and then focus on her race.

If any of my tax dollars paid for this, I’m going to walk right up to the president and demand he pay me back right now.

The only way Obamacare can be solvent is if it enrolls lots of slutty idiots.

If you sign up for Obamacare, he won’t respect you in the morning.

This, of course, from a president who didn’t think no meant no in regards to Obamacare.

Reports say planet is doomed from climate change. I’ll get right on that after I finish finding all the collectibles in my Batman game.

How about instead of raising the minimum wage you just start a charity to pay people more than they’re worth?

How about instead of birth control for whoever those #GotInsurance ads appeal to, we do the sensible thing and sterilize.

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  1. We’re collecting about $2.7 Trillion in taxes and handing out $2 Trillion in entitlements – just to buy Democrat votes… and then along came Obamacare. If I were a Democrat, I’d be concerned… very concerned.

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