I’m guessing somebody didn’t get the satire
If you’re going to plagiarize Wikipedia, delete what you plagiarized off of Wikipedia. Duh.
Why would people freak out at the CMA made fun of Obamacare? Who isn’t making fun of it?
My employer dropped the plan my wife and I really liked because it would eventually be under the “Cadillac” tax.
Is justice delayed really justice denied?
“Sorry; need to wait five more minutes for justice.”
“Might as well forget it, then!”
Whoever poisoned Yasser Arafat should get his Nobel Peace Prize.
I don’t get the reasoning behind the “Cadillac” tax. Don’t they need people paying for the more expensive plans to help subsidize others?
Wait a second; Rand Paul’s autobiography is just word for word what his Wikipedia article says about him.
Maybe my memory is hazy, but I remember the initial reviews all pointing out that Starship Troopers was inept satire.
And the “Oh no, Raid!” line was one of the funniest RiffTrax lines ever if you see it delivered in context.
If Chris Christie is the 2016 nominee, every other tweet of mine will be a fat joke even though I’ll be supporting him.
“If you like your plan, you can keep you plan. Semicolon. Some of our regulations may cause your insurer to drop your plan.” -honest Obama
Scheduled a photo shoot so I can have some professional photos of me for the promotion of my next book. Feels so indulgent.
Luckily, the photoshoot is after Movember.
Whoever poisoned Yasser Arafat should get his Nobel Peace Prize.
No need. She already got his bank accounts and villa in Paris.
An ancient commenter here would have said something like this:
“If you like your plan, you can rip your head off and shove it up your ass!”
Obamacare: it’s basically just head rippin’ an’ stuffin.
Oh, c’mon, Frank. we want to see the pr0n-star mustache.
Dude, your satire was as heavy as possible without sacrificing humor. The trouble is, True Believers in The One actually think exactly like that, so the line between satire and reality is gonna be pretty thin, and at times the two will actually overlap. Someone was bound to mistake one for another.
“Why would people freak out at the CMA made fun of Obamacare? Who isn’t making fun of it?” Forget the CMA I am pretty sure that the AMA is making fun of it as well.
“Whoever poisoned Yasser Arafat should get his Nobel Peace Prize.” When a terrorist and a habitual drone strike perpetrator get the prize I think it has lost its meaning.
“If you like your plan, you can keep you plan. Semicolon. Some of our regulations may cause your insurer to drop your plan.” Nope, no semicolon. I know that punctuation isn’t heard, unless you are listening to an old Victor Borge bit, but I heard Obama say “Period” so not semicolon thus no “honest Obama” I think Sasquatch is more likely than “honest Obama” or “smart Biden” or “sane Pelosi” or “coherent Reid”…