Straight Line of the Day: A Bunch of Cash Went Missing at a Democrat Think Tank. Where Did the Money Go?

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A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?

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  1. … buying Republican Intervention spike strips for the next election.
    … bail.
    … bondage gear.
    … female entertainment.
    … male entertainment.
    strippers exotic dancers Hollow Cake Egression Specialists
    … research trip to study the crowd control methods during Mardi Gras.
    … executive assistants.

  2. …not surprisingly it went to the guy driving the tank.

    …into the backbone of our economy, the you don’t really want to print that do you MSM slush fund.

    …to fund a university study to find out if the light bulbs over peoples heads could be replaced with LED lights when they get an idea.

    …hey, dog liver pate doesn’t grow on trees in Michelle’s garden does it?

    …all the Democrats are scrambling for cash, seems Blame Bush was trademarked on 9 12 01 by George Soros.

  3. A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?

    To a Hawker at the fair. If you can throw the rings onto the soda bottles, you can win this Sponge Bob. $57,356.00 later and still no Sponge Bob

  4. First of all, the notion of a “Democrat Think Tank” is an oxymoron.

    Second of all, I will believe that it exists when I see the next Unicorn fly through.

    Third, The Democrats cannot balance a budget, how the hell would they know money is missing?

    Anyone?

    Anyone?

  5. …lost it all on a bet with Harvey who said they couldn’t write anything without using all caps. As their email said, “YOUR ON SUCKER”. The second email was just “DANG”.

    …a marathon session of Ding Dongs, nacho chips and Jolt cola trying to get through to sign up for Obamacare. The money luckily lasted until the Obamacare sign-up free cyanide capsule arrived by USPS.

  6. A musical interlude and comment.

    TRACTORS

    Badly Bent Lyrics

    I’m goin’ back to the country
    ‘Cause I can’t pay my rent
    I may not be completely broke
    But brother I’m badly bent
    I don’t understand
    Where the money went
    I’m not broke
    But I’m badly bent

    They warned me about the city
    About the city life
    But I thought I knew everything
    I took no one’s advice
    Now I don’t know where
    All the money went
    I might not be broke
    But I’m badly bent

    I am just a country boy
    Tryin’ to make some sense
    But I’d like to ask the congress
    I’d like to ask the president
    Can you tell me where
    All the money went
    We might not be broke
    But we’re badly bent

    Between the telephone, gas and electric bills…
    Car payment and the rent
    Give it everything I got
    Can’t seem to make a dent
    I don’t understand
    Where the money went
    I’m not broke
    But I’m badly bent
    Can you tell my where
    All the money went
    I might not be broke
    But I’m badly bent

  7. where did it go?

    It went towards CHOOM!….and later on Doritos

    Hey, What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

    They spent it sponsoring nice young ladies to further their dancing careers…$1.00 at a time

    They spent it outfitting a VIP Room at Looky Lou’s Gentleman’s Club

  8. …well they HAD to use it here n DC. That’s DC that starts with a D that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL!

    …that Nigerian Prince’s fortune ain’t gonna get to us by itself!

    …of course it’s gone. Have you SEEN the price of arugula lately?

    …we don’t know for sure. On a completely unrelated note, DC strip clubs report higher earnings this quarter.

  9. To hire the best and brightest tech geeks to fix the problems caused by the last batch of the best and brightest working on the ObamaCare website.

    Rahm Emanuel’s mattress.

    Michelle needs new shoes, baby!

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