Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
I don’t know, but it clearly didn’t go toward buying a clue.
A diversity celebration featuring all of their lesbian albino Eskimo undocumented workers. In other words, Carl from accounting.
Tangent: A Democrat Think Tank? Is that like a drunk tank, where they toss drunks until they get sober; i.e., where Democrats toss people who think until they’re stupid again?
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
Attempt to bribe Anonymiss for cookies.
The money’s not missing, it’s just accounted for in a suboptimal manner.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
where all missing funds for Democrats go, hookers and blow.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
It’s not missing, it’s money they haven’t figured out how to bill the taxpayer for yet.
Tangent #2: Who’d be dumb enough to trust Democrats with cash? (Answer: other Democrats.)
@6: No, those are accounted for as budget line items.
Who knows…but look for a tax increase anytime now.
… buying Republican Intervention spike strips for the next election.
… bail.
… bondage gear.
… female entertainment.
… male entertainment.
…
strippersexotic dancersHollow Cake Egression Specialists… research trip to study the crowd control methods during Mardi Gras.
… executive assistants.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
My, Michelle’s new clothes certainly look fetching, don’t they?
It’s not really missing, it’ll be paid back as soon as the ex-finance minister from Nigeria comes through.
How dare you make accusations of misconduct! Racist! Sexist! Bully!
A “Democrat think tank.”
Okay, that made me laugh.
Democrats don’t think. They feel.
It simply disappeared due to negative thoughts made by Republicans.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
free range.
Oh, that? Don’t worry, I hired a top-notch consultant to track it down for us. He’s from a foreign country, and has yet to conclude any other investigations successfully, but I figure the 1.2 million advance will get different results for us.
The money bought alien actors for Obamacare advertisements. They’re sooo sexy.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
An investment in Green technology.
Someone at the think tank was up for a position int he Administration and needed to pay off some back taxes, quickly.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
Hey, even members of Democratic Think Tanks need walking around money.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
I see that the Biden 2016 group got off to a good fund raising start.
Since it was unicorn fart fairy dust money printed out of thin air, what, at this point, does it matter?
…THEY… finally got THEIR Obamacare bill.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
Wherever it is.
…and you wondered what that giant sucking sound from D.C. really was.
….China.
…..Offshore accounts.
…to the homeless walrus cookie fund.
…to the Walrus Treatment Fund… WTF? Absolutely.
…Joe Biden needed more shotgun shells.
@27: I thought that was Monica Lewinsky.
Toys for Snots. (Those kids that sang the “Obama’s gonna change it” song.)
@29 How can a Walrus be homeless? Did they close the oceans? Oh wait…
Wow. I don’t hang around here for a few days and your minds go right back to the gutter.
C’mon guys. Geez. 🙂
…well, they had to pay for the turkeys somehow.
@31 🙂
@34, …it’s a short trip.
Fugetaboutit
@35, …pay for? or pay the?
They spent most of it on hookers and blow. The rest they just wasted.
@39: Yes.
Tank Girl!
A new thought control initiative.
To wishing Anonymiss a very happy Thanksgiving!!!
…they had to spend it before they could tell that is was missing.
Look, maybe some of it was spent on hookers. Some of it might have been spent on blow. What difference, at this point, does it make?
Sandra Fluke’s $200-a-day birth control habit.
Wow.
I tell ya what.
Wow.
I would have to disagree. I think they spent it on blow first THEN decided they needed hookers.
Do you have any idea how expensive it is to make a Section 504-compliant 404 web page?
And folks, remember that these are DEMOCRATS we’re talking about. It’s more likely to be “rent boys” and blow than hookers and blow.
Hey, look. The President and his Democrats aren’t particularly ideological. They’re just putzes. Get over it.
Two words: union dues.
…not surprisingly it went to the guy driving the tank.
…into the backbone of our economy, the you don’t really want to print that do you MSM slush fund.
…to fund a university study to find out if the light bulbs over peoples heads could be replaced with LED lights when they get an idea.
…hey, dog liver pate doesn’t grow on trees in Michelle’s garden does it?
…all the Democrats are scrambling for cash, seems Blame Bush was trademarked on 9 12 01 by George Soros.
They thought it was here a minute ago…
They taught they taw a puddy tat…
Think, thought…thunk! *credibility cratering*
…they have an idea where it is… but that depends on what the definition of “is” is.
They used part of the money to hire a mind reader, who predictably among this group, had nothing to read. They used the rest to buy Solyndra stock.
With inflation, it turns out that you can no longer purchase thoughts for a penny. Why, even those who volunteer their ‘two cents worth’ expect to be paid much more.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
Hey, Diversity Sensitivity Trainers and Workplace Issues Compliance Officers don’t come cheap.
They spent it trying to buy themselves a soul.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
To a Hawker at the fair. If you can throw the rings onto the soda bottles, you can win this Sponge Bob. $57,356.00 later and still no Sponge Bob
First of all, the notion of a “Democrat Think Tank” is an oxymoron.
Second of all, I will believe that it exists when I see the next Unicorn fly through.
Third, The Democrats cannot balance a budget, how the hell would they know money is missing?
Anyone?
Anyone?
…lost it all on a bet with Harvey who said they couldn’t write anything without using all caps. As their email said, “YOUR ON SUCKER”. The second email was just “DANG”.
…a marathon session of Ding Dongs, nacho chips and Jolt cola trying to get through to sign up for Obamacare. The money luckily lasted until the Obamacare sign-up free cyanide capsule arrived by USPS.
A musical interlude and comment.
TRACTORS
Badly Bent Lyrics
I’m goin’ back to the country
‘Cause I can’t pay my rent
I may not be completely broke
But brother I’m badly bent
I don’t understand
Where the money went
I’m not broke
But I’m badly bent
They warned me about the city
About the city life
But I thought I knew everything
I took no one’s advice
Now I don’t know where
All the money went
I might not be broke
But I’m badly bent
I am just a country boy
Tryin’ to make some sense
But I’d like to ask the congress
I’d like to ask the president
Can you tell me where
All the money went
We might not be broke
But we’re badly bent
Between the telephone, gas and electric bills…
Car payment and the rent
Give it everything I got
Can’t seem to make a dent
I don’t understand
Where the money went
I’m not broke
But I’m badly bent
Can you tell my where
All the money went
I might not be broke
But I’m badly bent
where did it go?
It went towards CHOOM!….and later on Doritos
Hey, What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
They spent it sponsoring nice young ladies to further their dancing careers…$1.00 at a time
They spent it outfitting a VIP Room at Looky Lou’s Gentleman’s Club
Some guy came in and promised them a monorail.
(Differently-gendered) hookers, (free-trade) cocaine and (sugar-free) cookies.
…well they HAD to use it here n DC. That’s DC that starts with a D that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL!
…that Nigerian Prince’s fortune ain’t gonna get to us by itself!
…of course it’s gone. Have you SEEN the price of arugula lately?
…we don’t know for sure. On a completely unrelated note, DC strip clubs report higher earnings this quarter.
Wouldn’t the fact that it was a “Democrat Think Tank”. They pushed the tank up to the gas pump. It caught fire and they had to use the rest of the money covering up their stupidity .
…they ran out of pieces of the Constitution in the DNC restroom.
Botox supplies for Nancy to keep her smiling while Obamacare fails.
A bunch of cash went missing at a Democrat think tank. Where did it go?
The more important question is why are Democrats worried about accounting for it in the first place?
What…I can’t wet my beak?!?
To hire the best and brightest tech geeks to fix the problems caused by the last batch of the best and brightest working on the ObamaCare website.
Rahm Emanuel’s mattress.
Michelle needs new shoes, baby!
Remember those emails from the Nigerian Royal Family?
To round off errors.