Straight Line of the Day: President Obama May Bypass Congress on National Monuments. The Next Monument…

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President Obama may bypass Congress on national monuments. The next monument…

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  1. . . . is the equivalent to Mt. Rushmore for Obama. It consists of an empty suit.

    . . . will be the equivalent of a monument for those killed in combat; it will be a listing of the name of those whose health insurance was taken away as a result of the “Affordable” Care Act.

  2. President Obama may bypass Congress on national monuments. The next monument…

    a huge whole in the ground with a small plaque reading. “My name is Obamandias, king of kings:Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”

  3. The next monument will be identifiable as Obama. It is recognizable as two hills representing his Fundament with a hole in between for his True Believers. It is surrounded by an Eternal Torch and an invitation to Kiss It.

  4. …will be an end run around immigration policy, as Obama declares the entire contiguous United States a National Monument, then imposes the same level of security that he deployed at the WW II Monument during the shutdown.

  5. … cold be called:

    The Awful Tower

    Nelson (Muntz)’s Column

    The Parsin’ On

    The Panty On

    The COBOLosseum (already in ruins)

    Site of Cluster’s Last Stand

    The Cape Cod National Seizure

    Afford’s Theater

    The Carter-y Bypass (“If you like your Plains, you can keep it.”)

    The Renegin’ Presidential Library

    The Obama Lie Barry

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