“Check it out, this Coke has my name on it!” — a guy named Coke
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) August 11, 2014
*has opinions about a part of the world I've only visited in first-person shooters*
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) August 11, 2014
look! up in the sky! its a bird! its a plane! & in 3rd place, its superman! in a stunnimg upset of the 26th anual SkyRace, a bird is winning
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) August 11, 2014
lot of blood in a clown
— village fetish (@botandy) August 11, 2014
"What's another word for 'kitchen' that starts with a B?" -guy who named Bed, Bath, and Beyond
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 11, 2014
"Civilization is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness." -Werner Herzog's Yelp review of Waffle House
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) August 11, 2014
That was a good one! Civilization is just lightly scattered over chaos and darkness. It’s barely covered, and hardly covered at all.
Bitchin’ joke @DanMentos!