[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
The Curious Case of Ringling’s Living Unicorn
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It IDENTIFIES as a unicorn, therefore it IS a unicorn, if you disagree, you’re a transphobe!!11!!1!
Oh no, goats? Really?
Bleagh.