After spending a billion dollars on his investigation, Robert Mueller was unable to produce any evidence that the flamboyant, high-profile billionaire in the White House was secretly Iron Man. Heck, he couldn’t prove he was Batman, either, and they found a cave under the West Wing.

But he is the Gangsta of Love.
“There must be proof of something or other. I need more money to investigate. Should be done in 2020.”