[To the tune of “Centerfold” by The J. Geils Band]

♩♪

Is she woke? Does she toke?
She was dumb and sweet
My homegrown liberal angel
Would never admit defeat

She was one of those snowflakes
No one could ever change
She was touchy-feely
But never seemed deranged

The years go by, I’m watchin’ news of Bernie on TV
And there’s my liberal angel on the stage looking back at me!

My blood runs cold
My memories have just been trolled
My angel’s in the Sanders fold
(Angel’s in the Sanders fold)

My blood runs cold (wo-oh)
My memories have just been trolled
My angel’s in the Sanders fold

♩♪

Always going to excess
But now she’s doing it in the press
I wish I’d turned her mind
Before she fell for lies

T-shirt saying “Right To Choose” —
She flashed those babies on the news
She once had a hold on me
Before she lost her mind

That soft, fuzzy logic too magical by half
To see her in that menagerie made me want to laugh!

My blood runs cold
Yeah, my memories have just been trolled
My angel’s in the Sanders fold
(Angel’s in the Sanders fold)

My blood runs cold
My memories have just been trolled (oh yeah)
(Angel’s in the Sanders fold)

(Na, na, na…)

♩♪

It’s okay, I understand
Libs live in Never-Never-Land
When an issue gets discussed
Disgust gets out of hand

“Take your cars, yes we will: ban cars that are private
Give everyone free self-driving ones — we promise you’ll survive it!”

The tipping point will soon be tipped
As privileges from my kind are stripped
Oh no, I ain’t no Rambo
Oh yeah, I’m gonna buy some ammo

Some blood has run
And some say it has just begun
Antifa’s in the Sanders fold
(Antifa’s in the Sanders fold)

It’s been revealed
Some old wounds have never healed
My angel’s now in far left field
(They pulled her out of center field)

(Na, na, na…)

Alright, alright
1, 2, 3, 4

(Na, na, na…)

[reprisals]