Archive of entries posted on May 2026
Bond Girlathon Wednesday Update
I believe I have it figured out and after the next two weeks all contestants will have 8 matches played. I have deleted the second match of those that played each other twice. I trust my math is correct. Now I just have to work out the schedule moving forward for the remaining matches.
Schedule
5/20/2026
Match 1
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | 1 – 5 – 0 | 177 – 21 1048 |
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Berenice Marlohe | 1 – 6 – 0 | 430 – 17 – 881 |
Match 2
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Britt Ekland | 6 – 1 – 0 | 1199 – 14 – 368 |
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Jane Seymour | 5 – 2 – 0 | 1131 – 6 – 716 |
5/27/2026
Match 1
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gemma Arterton | 7 – 0 – 0 | 1052 – 7 – 436 |
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tonia Sotiropoulou | 2 – 5 – 0 | 603 – 16 – 757 |
Match 2
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lea Seydoux | 4 – 3 – 0 | 869 – 9 – 532 |
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Diana Rigg | 7 – 0 – 0 | 1394 – 7 – 370 |
Match 3
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherine Schell | 3 – 4 – 0 | 638 – 15 – 935 |
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | TBD | TBD |
Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld
Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress
Promoted Song: If You Are a Rich Man
from our own Bob B:
.
If you are a rich man,
We will take your money, buck by buck, accounts we’ll surely drain
All day long we’ll tax and fine and fee
‘Til you’re not a wealthy man.
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Living off the grift that fraud-based NGOs always obtain
If you’re even a little bitty rich
You’re a target of our evil plan
I’d build a big McMansion from your former riches,
And so will a dozen of my pals
I’d get a new EV with the stolen loot I took
There might be one long lawsuit filed in the courts
And one IRS probe coming down,
But they will all lead nowhere, ‘cus you’re a schnook
Once you’re not a rich man,
We’ll move on and find another sucker we can bleed wealth from
Anyone who has that thing we want
All day long we’ll break ‘em to a bum.
Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Mary Ure vs Elke Sommer
Let x = 1.5
OK, say I. Let it. Doesn’t bother me.
“If x + y = 7, . . .”
. . . which is as likely or unlikely as x + y equalling 6 or 8, and furthermore is assuming facts not in evidence . . .
“then what is y?”
What, indeed?
Why drag y into this at all?
If you’re able to assume the godlike power to deem that x has a certain value — out of infinite possibilities — why, then, can’t I do the same for y? Let someone else reconcile the discrepancy in the equation. We’ve both made our cases, and I say they stand on equal ground.
Straight Line of the Day: Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You…
Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Eva Renzi vs Sharon Tate
Babesleaga Group AM : Week 2 : Results and Standings
Week 2 went smoothly.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ursula Andress | 2 – 0 – 0 | 106 | 53.00 | 68 | 53.00 – 34.00 |
| Elke Sommer | 2 – 0 – 0 | 103 | 51.50 | 73 | 51.50 – 36.50 |
| Sharon Tate | 1 – 1 – 0 | 108 | 54.00 | 71 | 54.00 – 35.50 |
| Tuesday Weld | 1 – 1 – 0 | 95 | 47.50 | 76 | 47.50 – 38.00 |
| Dyan Cannon | 1 – 1 – 0 | 86 | 43.00 | 77 | 43.00 – 38.50 |
| Eva Renzi | 1 – 1 – 0 | 80 | 40.00 | 81 | 40.00 – 40.50 |
| Mary Ure | 0 – 2 – 0 | 50 | 25.00 | 115 | 25.00 – 57.50 |
| Jean Seberg | 0 – 2 – 0 | 48 | 24.00 | 118 | 24.00 – 59.00 |
Week 3
- 10:00 am Eva Renzi vs Sharon Tate
- 2:00 pm Mary Ure vs Elke Sommer
- 6:00 pm Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress
- 8:00 pm Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld
Saturday Night Hootenanny
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
Man Has To Upgrade Computer To Calculate to Nearest Decimal Place How Much He Individually Contributes to Global Warming
New York State, City Officials Flock to D.C. To Debrief China Delegation on Latest Tips and Trends
Promoted Song: The Thug’ll Come Out Tomorrow
by our very own Bob B:
The thug’ll come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar, that tomorrow there’ll be fun
Just thinking about tomorrow
Antifa brings riots, and the sorrows just begun
When I’m stuck with some gay that’s gray and phony
I just print more ballots, and grin, and say, oh
Hamas’ll come out tomorrow
Oh, you gotta hang out tomorrow, come what may
Tomorrow, tomorrow, a new cause tomorrow
Your troubles won’t go away
The taxes come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there’ll be more!
Just grifting some more tomorrow
‘Til we ruin the rich folks and the rest become poor
When I’m stuck for some words that are vague and phony
I just call AOC or Gavin and say
These are our best hopes tomorrow
Oh, we’ve gotta hang on ’til tomorrow, come what may
Tomorrow, tomorrow, you’ll find out tomorrow
Can’t trust anything they say
Tomorrow, tomorrow, we’ll fool you tomorrow
No answers, you’ll always pay