Britney Spears was for driving with a baby in her lap before she was against it.
Thank goodness she’s finally realizing her mistake. You know, before word gets out that she’s a freaking moron, a lousy reckless mother, an egomaniacal celebrity bitch, and so on and so forth.
As a public service, here are the top ten places your baby shouldn’t be while you’re driving:
10. The trunk
9. Hanging out the window like a puppydog
8. The gastank (That’s where tigers go, according to Exxon)
7. Stuck to a window with suction cups like Garfield
6. The glove compartment
5. In your mouth
4. Under the hood, holding the alternator together (That’s what duct tape is for)
3. Dangling from your rear-view mirror
2. Jammed in the well of the fold-away rear seats in one of them sporty SUV cargo beds.
1.The ashtray (Unless your baby is dead and you had it cremated)
How about stuck to the window with suction cups and a ‘Baby On Board’ around the neck? O.K., that was an eighties thing…
Was there a Carnival this week?
7. Stuck to a window with suction cups like Garfield
Crap, that was my favorite place to ride in the car.
You forgot,
11.“Sitting in Michael Jackson’s lap”.
But, did you see her on the red carpet at the Grammy’s?
She walked up with whats-his-face, and she was all dolled and glammed and looking really good … SMACKING her lips chewing gum.
You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of the trash.
#11: Anywhere near the sound of BRIT-ney’s voice.
It’s enough to make even Howard Dean scream
BOA, not enough carbonation in his fountain beverage is enough to make Howard Dean scream.
Now, enough to make Ben Stein scream… That’s bad!
Yeah, forgot to add the little colon/parenthesis smiley doohickey thing there
Britney is great! Okay she has made a few mistake but don’t we all! Leave her alone!
And not stuffed under the tent in the rooftop carrier or between the golf clubs in the rear.