As some of you know, I write at a new blog called the Daily Jalapeno. My latest post, Dennis Kucinich Blesses Syria With His Presence, has been linked to by a We Love Dennis site.
No, that’s not a joke. They really do exist. I don’t know why, personally I blame lead based paint and incest.
Anyway, since I’m about to get overwhelmed with hate comments, I would ask that you visit the site and post comments on the positive side. On the plus side, it’s nice to finally be getting hate mail/comments. I was starting to feel like nobody cared.
Dr. Duck answers will be posted on Monday, BTW.

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Ok Ducky I have done as you commanded. Hopefully if any of the trollkins head over to your site to post hate my comments will draw them into hating me instead of you.
That is just the kind of guy I am.
Isn’t “Jalapeno” supposed to have that squiggly thing above the “n” that foreign-type people use (i.e. a circumflex)?
When good guys get hate mail you know they’ve done something right!
Yes, it’s called a tildey. And no, it won’t let me do it. Don’t worry, a custom banner is in the works.
That’s what you get for usin’ them foreign words!
Did you try randomly using umlauts instead? Then you might get some accidental hits from heavy metal fans!
You started another blog and IMAO won’t even put it in its blogroll? What kind of ducky-hate is this?
And speaking of tildes, did you try pasting an n with a tilde over it into the text field? Sometimes that works…