G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, ‘No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.’
The second barber turned to Bush and said, ‘How about you?’
Bush replied, ‘Go ahead, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.’
Heh. That was good… That one’s getting emailed to some people.
Zing! hehe.
From The Grouchy Old Cripple in Atlanta:
A Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks”
A British doctor says, “In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.”
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, “You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her to Washington where she will become President, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week.”
I laughed. Heartily. That one’s a keeper.
I LOL’ed a little. More like CB&Q, Chuckled Briefly And Quietly.
Nice. Nothing like making fun of the Clintons to improve your day. Props to both Cadet and Jimmy.
Hillary would be pissed if bill didn’t bring any whores back for her and Huma Abedin.
you guys didn’t know shes a lesbian?
You know who laugh at jokes? BIGOTS!
glad to see you’re in the loop on email jokes, even if there’s a month delay
Bigots…
Bigots…
Bigots…
Bigots…
Bigots…
If you say it enough, it sounds like the name of a strip club in the Bronx!
Oh …. ( I almost forgot)….
RON PAUL! RON PAUL! RON PAUL!
RON PAUL! RON PAUL! RUN! PAUL RUN! PAUL RUN!
BACK! TO! TEXAS!
This joke brightened my day! I’m definitely sharing it with some people.
…Bwahahaha!
“Scoreboard!” for Cadet Happy.
Wow, first I was like … 0_0
But then I lol’d. Heartily. And in the middle of the library at my crypto-Bolshevik college to boot. These people must think I’m a maniac.
old joke, but a good one – hell, I’ve told that joke in the past year. Wonder if it would work better if it had G W Bush and Hillary Clinton getting work done at the barber shop, like Bush says “my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like” and Hillary says something like “Bill never smelled like that stuff…” Just wondering.