Even Newer Symbol for the GOP
I usually don’t read any of your comments, as you are all very annoying and stupid and I am a very busy man, but I thought this one from cptmoroni responding to my idea of putting rocket launchers on elephants was worthwhile:
Elephants are the minions of Satan. Elephants make monkeys look like choirboys, Frank. A better symbol for the New Republican Party and the Republican Underground is a Grizzly Bear carrying shoulder mounted flame throwers and a chain saw.
You know, the elephant symbol was just forced upon the GOP by some cartoonist (they’re always so power mad), but what if we picked our own symbol?
SOME IDEAS FOR NEW SYMBOLS FOR THE GOP
* A dinosaur with rocket launchers on it.
* A robot with gattling guns for arms.
* A nuclear explosion.
* A nuclear explosion on the moon.
* Batman.
* One of those sand worms from Dune.
* Guns. Lots of guns.
* That creature from Cloverfield.
* A hippie getting punched in his dumb monkey face.
* A pile of dead terrorists.
* Fire.
* Mr. T.
Just some ideas off the top of my head. Put your own in the comments.
(27 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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November 17th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Michelle Malkin, sitting on a small pedestal, smiling, winking, …. holding a rocket launcher.
November 17th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Sarah Palin, sitting on a small pedestal, smiling, winking, …. holding a rocket launcher.
November 17th, 2008 at 9:18 am
There is a certain elegance to a nuclear explosion on the moon, although we’d have to do some research and render it properly, since the mushroom cloud wouldn’t look the same with no atmosphere and less gravity.
November 17th, 2008 at 9:23 am
A dinosaur with rocket launchers on it.
Would the dinosaur be wearing a cowboy hat? It’s kind of a dealbreaker.
November 17th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Basil, I stand corrected.
Sarah Palin sitting on a small pedestal, smiling, winking, …. holding a rocket launcher with Michelle Malkin standing to her side with a Gatling gun, smiling and winking.
Maybe with one foot perched atop a punched monkey faced liberal (to be named at a later date).
November 17th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Sarah and Michelle, in their bikinis, with Michelle holding a gatlin gun in one hand, and an apple pie in the other, and Sarah holding a flaming monkey-rocket launcher and the head of Joe Biden in the other. On a tank.
November 17th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Michelle Malkin firing a shoulder mounted Sarah Palin.
November 17th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Unless there are some major changes, I would have to go with this as the new logo…
http://www.xerratus.com/content/binary/head-up-ass.jpg
November 17th, 2008 at 9:44 am
How about just promoting the GOP with a poster from, “Mom and Dad Save the World”?
November 17th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Batman is kind of faggy sometimes. Can you imagine Batman handing a terrorist over to a lynch mob like Iron Man did?
November 17th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Michele Malkin, Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter standing in the “Charlie’s Angels” stance holding semi-automatic weapons on an Al Frankin look alike. Confronted with that much conservative estrogen the real Frankin would find the closest hole and pull it in on himself (ussjimmy, you behave)
Tom Selleck, Bruce Wilis and Trace Atkins all holding semi’s on horseback, or motorcycles or a Jag or just all by themselves (sigh).
November 17th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Slim Pickens riding that atomic bomb at the end of Dr. Strangelove.
The rock at the end of Red Dawn.
The statue at the end of The Postman.
The Monolith.
How about Jesus Christ taking a Calvin Hobbes P on a drawong of Mohammed?
November 17th, 2008 at 10:18 am
“There is a certain elegance to a nuclear explosion on the moon, although we’d have to do some research and render it properly, since the mushroom cloud wouldn’t look the same with no atmosphere and less gravity.”
I’ve always wondered about that when I look at the ‘Nuke The Moon’ picture. There wouldn’t be a mushroom cloud (or any cloud at all from the bomb) on the moon. Bright flash – yes. Shit load of dust – yes. Mushroom cloud? Probably not, right? On second thought though, I might be putting a little too much critical thinking into a humor site’s logo.
As far as the new Republican logo – this election pretty much proves that most voters are morons, so lets just go simple and direct. Use one of those stereotypical ‘atomic families’ from 1950′s advertising (you know, the dad in the smoking jacket, mom is ALWAYS serving some kind of food, 2 kids, and a dog) with this written under it.
FREE TRADE
FREE MARKET
FREE PEOPLE
paid for with
FREE AMMO
November 17th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Fred Thompson killing Hitler with his bare hands?
Just sayin’.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:26 am
The grizzly bear is a terrific idea.
But bear in mind (sorry) that the California grizzly (now extinct) is already on the California state flag.
So it should definitely be an Alaskan grizzly.
And forget the flame throwers and the chain saw. If you’re a grizzly, you don’t need them.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:30 am
There was a photo from Iraq. A bomb was set off in a market place and a couple of Iraqi kids were crouching behind an American soldier. The soldier had one hand shepherding the kids behind him, the other hand held him M4 in front, and his eyes were scanning for threats.
This is the logo we need with the caption: “Protecting the innocent…and killin’ territz!”
November 17th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Fred Thompson. He needs no weapons. He does not need to kill anyone. His picture is enough to make terrorist and hippies afraid. Keep it simple.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:34 am
ted nugent with a semi-auto in one hand and a donkey head in the other.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:37 am
A GE Minigun crossed with a shoulder-mounted ant-tank rocket launcher on a field on Flack and Blood Red with the Red running from the top in a blood drip pattern. I could get behind that.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:38 am
That would be BLACK and Blood Red. Though Flak might be a good thing to factor in as well.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:40 am
It took 13 comments for someone to think of Fred Thompson? Disgraceful.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:43 am
I mean, come on, it has to be Fred Thompson. Maybe Ronald Reagan. No, Fred Thompson strangling a hippie while Reagan punches him. It has to be that.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Chuck Norris…no flamethrowers or chainsaws…just Chuck Norris.
November 17th, 2008 at 11:19 am
A kinder gentler image. With a well armed and determined Republican Underground in place I will sleep better.
Logo
November 17th, 2008 at 11:32 am
A kinder gentler image. With a well armed and determined Republican Underground in place I will sleep better.
http://www.soulpittsburgh.com/images/RULogo.jpg
November 17th, 2008 at 11:32 am
A picture of Ronald Reagan stomping on Jimmy Carter, we don’t need the flame throwers to beat people that believe weapons are bad. Then again they do make it more fun of course….Well how about Ronald Reagan with the Crat cutter (referring to one of your posts from a few years ago).
November 17th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I’m torn between the movie poster for Tombstone, but replace the actors with Fred, Ronnie, Michelle, and Sarah. Add the logo, ‘Tell them We’re Coming, and Hell is Coming with Us”
or
First Dude Palin on a snow machine with a rifle in the Alaskan Wilderness, with the logo – “Our women can beat your world leaders’ asses while we go hunting – Only God can save you if I have to get involved”
or for less drama and profanity,
The symbol from the evil universe from Star Trek and we all grow go-tees.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson, Ann Coulter, Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin and a witty caption. I can’t come up with one right now on 5 hours sleep.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
For the current party, how about a pink rhinocerous on a tricycle? Or maybe one of those queer dancing hippos from Fantasia…
When we get control of the party back, let’s make our symbol the owl. Or a group of ants feasting near starving grasshoppers. The ants could have a slogan: “Told ya so.”
But in the spirit of badassery, may I humbly suggest ED-209?
November 17th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
A mounted rhino head.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
General Patton, Fred Thompson, and The Governator, each holding rocket launchers.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I’d like to shoulder mount Sarah Palin and Michelle Malkin.
It has nothing to do with logos.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
As a geologist, I naturally am on board with the dinosaur idea. It has to be either a Tyrannosaur or a giant raptor though. Raptor is probably the best choice- smart and dangerous. T-rex is mired in the “I was really a scavenger” and “couldn’t move faster than 5 mph without falling over” controversies.
November 17th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
New symbol for the GOP — how about Fred Thompson.
November 17th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I’m all for Blade’s idea for a Tombstone themed logo.
November 17th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
a picture of rumsfelds strangling gloves.
November 17th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I like #11′s idea – except for those “guys” she mentions. Maybe it’s a “guy thing,” so I’ll check. Yup.
“(ussjimmy, you behave)” Yeah, what’s up with that?
November 17th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
A gun holding two guns.
November 17th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
My 10yo son was just in here and asked me why I was laughing, so I read him the list. He thought it was hysterical. He said he can’t wait to read this website when he gets older. But now I wonder, should I be proud of my son for laughing at the idea of a logo depicting a hippie being punched in his dumb monkey face or a pile of dead terrorists, or should I be ashamed that we all have the sense of humor of a 10-year-old boy?
[I'd say the answer lies somewhere in between. -Ed.]
November 17th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
You read Herpules’ comment about shoulder-mounting to a 10 year old??
November 17th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
The Statue of Liberty, wrapped in the flag, holding a smoldering gun.
It worked well after 9/11. Might as well get it up and running again in light of the little “test” Obama’s facing in the next few months.
November 17th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
The Statue of Liberty with a downsized amount of garment and certain measurements upsized.
Caption: Liberty is sexy again.
November 17th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
George Guy… I’m liking that. Have her holding an M-16 pointed up, resting on her ample, curvaceous hip and the Constitution in the other hand, and we’ve got a winner! Someone who’s a graphic designer care to make that happen?
November 17th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
What about a caricature of Joe Biden and his dumb monkey face?
November 17th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Ilovemyfreedom is pretty smart I like the statue of liberty idea, particularly if she is wearing a cowboy hat and is smoking a cigar, and wearing a bikini, and has a gun, preferably pointed towards russia. And maybe we should use Fred Thompsons wife as a model for it. With his permission of course.
Maybe its time to get new statue up with some of these modifications. The one we have was made by french guys. I’d rather have one made of steel by Americans. Or just have Mrs. Thompson, Michelle Malkin, and Sarah Palin take turns standing there menacing the commies…. something like that….
November 17th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
How about the Statue of Liberty holding an M-16 in one hand and the severed head of Bin Laden in the other, by the beard?
November 17th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
#11 Seanmahair – “(ussjimmy, you behave)”. Your admonition reminds me of a great movie. In it, Sean Connery is playing the part of a nomadic Moroccan tribal chief, and he uses a metaphor comparing the POTUS to the Wind, and himself to a lion. He says something close to “The Lion can roar in anger at the Wind, but it will have no affect on the Wind.”
I am all for any logo with Michelle Malkin
Here is another one for the guys, from a funny conservative comic:
http://olegvolk.net/gallery/fellowship/dbd/dbd-January.jpg.html
November 17th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Gnome, the Governator is as bas as McCain. Total RINO.
November 18th, 2008 at 12:25 am
#16
I’d really like to see that photo.
November 18th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Well Jimmy and HCG it occurred to me that the closest hole would be the usual place ussjimmycarter likes to tell people to stick their heads in and so I thought a preemptive “Behave” might keep us all out of trouble. You know me always looking out for the other guy.
I’m an equal opportunity fantasy describer. You know, Girls for you “manly men” Guys for us womanly women. What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander…. as it were.
November 18th, 2008 at 1:59 am
Ronald Reagan, flanked by Coulter and Malkin, who are each wearing a bikini, and leaning into Reagan’s back. Reagan is smoking a big fat cigar, and hoisting an American flag, and Ann Coulter has an mini-gun in her arms, and Michele Malkin is holding a pair of 1911s. They are also standing amongst the skeleton remains of a collapsed statue of Lennon.
November 18th, 2008 at 2:20 am
Marvin, that is either a typo or a damned funny stab at the freaking hippie wastoids that haven’t figured out the 60′s ended 38 years ago and change.
November 18th, 2008 at 7:53 am
I think the Sandworms from Dune have been under-represented here. We need a giant sandworm, with a nuclear missile mounted in its toothy gullet, being ridden by a team of M16-carrying ninjas.
November 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Sarah Palin rescuing Governor Ahnalt’s long-abslent testicles from Nancy Pelosi’s purse. Caption: “Oh, gee, did you lose these now?”
November 20th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
A grizzly bear ninja weilding a gatting gun in one arm and a flamethrower in the other, backed up by Sarah Palin riding a t-rex with rocket launchers for arms and Fred Thompson riding a sand worm from Dune, also mounted with rocket launchers, both of them wielding flamethrowers and holding a decapitated donkey head.
November 20th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
I looked but couldn’t find the exact images I wanted, so I’ll try to paint a word picture:
1. King Theoden from the movie The Two Towers, all old and crusty, with glazed eyes, long scraggly hair and shaky hands – as he looked before being released from Saruman’s spell by Gandalf the White.
Caption: “The Grand Old Party. Reach Across or Reach Around, What’s the Difference?”
2. King Theoden, grasping his sword, focusing his mind and memories after being healed, in the split-second when he locks eyes with his evil counselor, Grima Wormtongue.
Caption: “The Republican Underground. Asses to Kick, Names to Take, Let’s Ride!”