Actually, you don’t need a joke for this one. Obama’s going out to tell people that Romney outsources American jobs to other countries, and he’s doing it on the bus he had built for him in Canada.
Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus? Like Mr. Obama, it has just enough gas to get through election day. After that it’s pretty much useless.
It’s a free ride for Tokens. But anyone who gets on board has to pay to get off. It’s kind of like the bus in Speed, the thing will blow up if Obummer has to tell the truth. Obeys the speed limit and still qualifies as high speed fail.
Is he going back to the minor leagues to fail at a second career?
“This one only takes two planes to tow from one campaign stop to another”
…it’s built in Canada, just like Justin Bieber’s. And, he’s pretty excited about that.
The crowds are so small he just invites them in and gives them a tour of his bus.
Actually, you don’t need a joke for this one. Obama’s going out to tell people that Romney outsources American jobs to other countries, and he’s doing it on the bus he had built for him in Canada.
It’s got extra heavy-duty shock absorbers to guarantee a smooth ride when driving over the politically inconvenient.
It’s very green, averaging 15 lies to the gallon.
Obama threw it under itself so now it’s a Klein Bottle on wheels.
Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus? It’s just like Obama’s speeches: Romney’s bus runs circles around it!
It runs on clean coal, unicorn farts, and you can still see his grandmother from when he threw her under it.
yeah, he’s driving around the country looking for people to throw under it.
He said he wanted it built to reflect his economic vison.
It only goes downhill.
He said he wanted it built to reflect the progressive view on race relations in America.
It only goes in reverse.
Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus? Bush drove it into a ditch.
He said he wanted it built to the same exacting standards as the GM Volt.
It costs 2 bil dollars, won’t be delivered until February and only one person wants one.
Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus? When the President’s on board it’s called “Air Farce One.”
…if he throws the bus under itself it would create a singularity capable of powering every liberal mandate for the next 200 years.
Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus? Like Mr. Obama, it has just enough gas to get through election day. After that it’s pretty much useless.
Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus?
It’s called “Tha 2012 Choommobile” and Snoop-Dogg’s drivin’ it with one hand while trying to keep Barry from playin’ Interceptor with tha spliff!
He’s touring all the Canadian bus company plants.
Bumper sticker reads “I DON’T brake for dogs…”
Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus? Like the economy, for three and a half years now he hasn’t been able to get it started.
Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus? It’s called the Choom Buggy.
… after charging for at least eight hours it can go as much as 45 miles. If it doesn’t catch on fire first.
Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus? Obama said he wanted it to “haul ass” so they put in a seat for Michelle.
….it has solar panels to power the fans to blow the wind mills but it still won’t go anywhere.
…Rather than ask about our bus, maybe you’d like to donate to our campaign?
It automatically cleans the tire treads when Obama throws someone beneath the bus.
Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus? Its been dubbed “Proctologist’s Dream” cause its full of a-holes.
… It has a roll cage for all the flip-flopping his campaign does.
… It’s got a dog-gone cafeteria on board.
…He intercepted it from Willie Nelson.
…Inside is nothing but a hall of mirrors.
Did you hear about Obama’s tour bus? They won’t let Joe Biden on it; he has to ride the short one.
Did you hear about Obama’s bus? It uses energy and is painted green so VOILA! – Green energy project, y’all!
Did you hear about Obama’s tour bus? It got driven into a ditch, but it’s totally Bush’s fault.
… It only makes left turns.
Did you hear about Obama’s tour bus? He’s going to visit all 57 states in it!
…The steering wheel for Biden isn’t connected to anything.
21 HokieGomer – that bumper sticker should read “I break for dog!”
…it’s called ‘The Green Economy Express’ -it’s solar powered, but it has a dark cloud constantly hanging over it.
…it has a kennel inside for Bo and extra seats on top for the Secret Service.
It has the latest in green technology: little bitty wheels in front so, like his economy, it’s always going downhill.
Final Destination, Chicago, Illinois
What about an obama bus? Couldn’t hear you, as i was just run over by it.
He’s had it modernized to become a hydrofoil so he can visit all 57 states.
It’s a free ride for Tokens. But anyone who gets on board has to pay to get off. It’s kind of like the bus in Speed, the thing will blow up if Obummer has to tell the truth. Obeys the speed limit and still qualifies as high speed fail.
It got stuck in the ditch when Biden spilled his slurpee on the driver.
By a quirk of Obamanomic engineering, the break pedal is connected directly to the US economy.
It’s colored in bright rainbow stripes and called “ECONOMIC MAYHEM!”
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