Straight Line of the Day: Obama Brought a Souvenir Back From His Hawaiian Vacation…

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Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…

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  1. ..which was a T shirt that said, “My President Went To Hawaii, But All I Got Was a Smaller Paycheck.”

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  2. I don’t think I can top G’s above.

    … A new idea to satisfy the every-growing debt . . now they just need to find a virgin to sacrifice to it.

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  3. Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…a copy of the newspaper in which he had the announcement of his birth reprinted…just in case.

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  4. the pinky finger of the clerk that made his “real” birth certificate, just so they don’t forget what they were told….

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  5. ..a small velvet bag of lava rocks with a tag saying “guess what’s inside!” to give to Joe Biden, to keep him busy for a while

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  6. Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation..Good thing no drug sniffing dogs approach Air Force One.

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  7. …stigmata.

    …a giant tee-shirt for the Statue of Liberty that says “I just got lei’d”.

    …an all over tan and “Hey is that a surfboard in your shorts or are you just glad to see me Chris Matthews” memories.

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  8. …Michelle’s grass skirt, which in an attempt to make Barry feel more at home was actually a borrowed Serengeti National Park.

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  9. Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…the prototype of his new Tommy Obama line of dog tooth necklaces.

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  10. …a lovely little spirochete that blossomed into suppurating open sores on Lady One’s nether regions…but as she is particularly hisuite in that specific aspect of her person, the malady, initially thought to be yet another infestation of fleas, went undiscovered, and untreated, until Kwanzaa Week 2013, when she next fell into annual heat.

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