Straight Line of the Day: Obama Brought a Souvenir Back From His Hawaiian Vacation…

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Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…

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  1. …stigmata.

    …a giant tee-shirt for the Statue of Liberty that says “I just got lei’d”.

    …an all over tan and “Hey is that a surfboard in your shorts or are you just glad to see me Chris Matthews” memories.


  2. …a lovely little spirochete that blossomed into suppurating open sores on Lady One’s nether regions…but as she is particularly hisuite in that specific aspect of her person, the malady, initially thought to be yet another infestation of fleas, went undiscovered, and untreated, until Kwanzaa Week 2013, when she next fell into annual heat.


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