Straight Line of the Day: Obama Brought a Souvenir Back From His Hawaiian Vacation…
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Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…
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January 7th, 2013 at 12:06 pm
..which was a T shirt that said, “My President Went To Hawaii, But All I Got Was a Smaller Paycheck.”
January 7th, 2013 at 12:09 pm
A hula dancing dashboard wookie.
January 7th, 2013 at 12:10 pm
…a bad case of dissappointment as when he arrived in D.C. he saw the Republicans still there and said… “Worst.Mayan.Apocalypse.Ever”
January 7th, 2013 at 12:10 pm
a souvenir photo of him sacrificing the US economy to the great volcano god Wanahockaloogie.
January 7th, 2013 at 12:11 pm
The doctor said it should clear up with the shots.
January 7th, 2013 at 12:13 pm
A tattoo of the Hawaiian sex goddess Kahmanawannalayyu.
January 7th, 2013 at 12:14 pm
A new T-Shirt, “I brought America to the brink of the Fiscal Abyss and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt”
January 7th, 2013 at 12:16 pm
A “The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful” postcard for Hillary.
January 7th, 2013 at 12:18 pm
… It was the bill for his vacation. You didn’t think he was going to pay it did you?
January 7th, 2013 at 12:21 pm
I don’t think I can top G’s above.
… A new idea to satisfy the every-growing debt . . now they just need to find a virgin to sacrifice to it.
January 7th, 2013 at 12:44 pm
… – a new recipe for cooking dog in a pit.
January 7th, 2013 at 12:49 pm
… a grass skirt. With rolling papers.
January 7th, 2013 at 12:52 pm
…a picture of himself standing on the edge of the Pali Lookout saying, “Cliff? What cliff?”
January 7th, 2013 at 12:56 pm
…new flip flops (’cause you know he didn’t have enough of those already….).
January 7th, 2013 at 12:56 pm
… – a tee-shirt that reads “Original Choom Gangsta”
January 7th, 2013 at 1:25 pm
….but a course of penicillin should clear it right up.
January 7th, 2013 at 1:31 pm
Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…a copy of the newspaper in which he had the announcement of his birth reprinted…just in case.
January 7th, 2013 at 1:47 pm
the pinky finger of the clerk that made his “real” birth certificate, just so they don’t forget what they were told….
January 7th, 2013 at 1:50 pm
..a small velvet bag of lava rocks with a tag saying “guess what’s inside!” to give to Joe Biden, to keep him busy for a while
January 7th, 2013 at 1:50 pm
Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation..Good thing no drug sniffing dogs approach Air Force One.
January 7th, 2013 at 1:53 pm
Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…more rose-colored glasses.
January 7th, 2013 at 2:00 pm
…stigmata.
…a giant tee-shirt for the Statue of Liberty that says “I just got lei’d”.
…an all over tan and “Hey is that a surfboard in your shorts or are you just glad to see me Chris Matthews” memories.
January 7th, 2013 at 2:06 pm
…Michelle’s grass skirt, which in an attempt to make Barry feel more at home was actually a borrowed Serengeti National Park.
January 7th, 2013 at 2:10 pm
…the little tiki-head necklace from The Brady Bunch…
January 7th, 2013 at 2:10 pm
Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…the prototype of his new Tommy Obama line of dog tooth necklaces.
January 7th, 2013 at 2:10 pm
…a new autopen set on fully automatic.
January 7th, 2013 at 2:19 pm
…a years supply of pineapple upside down coke.
January 7th, 2013 at 3:16 pm
…a mongrammed bucket from the place he was staying. It was stuck on his head.
January 7th, 2013 at 4:34 pm
…a lovely little spirochete that blossomed into suppurating open sores on Lady One’s nether regions…but as she is particularly hisuite in that specific aspect of her person, the malady, initially thought to be yet another infestation of fleas, went undiscovered, and untreated, until Kwanzaa Week 2013, when she next fell into annual heat.
January 7th, 2013 at 4:41 pm
… and it left a stain on the seat of Airforce One. P-/ arrrrr
January 7th, 2013 at 5:54 pm
. . . the worst economy since the 1930s.
January 7th, 2013 at 7:25 pm
…schistosomiasis. He mistook a duck for a dog.
January 7th, 2013 at 9:07 pm
A tan.
January 7th, 2013 at 10:37 pm
… but the Surgeon General says he can cure it with penicillan.
January 8th, 2013 at 12:08 am
… No, you can’t have it.
January 8th, 2013 at 12:20 am
…. some nice cake for us conservatives to eat.
34 – bacon
January 8th, 2013 at 1:27 am
…John Boehner’s cajones. -Unless he had them before he went on vacation…
January 8th, 2013 at 8:18 pm
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